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Samui Tour and damos new love for rocks

Friday

After Thursday day trip to Koh Pangang to get us accomodfation for the fullmoon party and almost passing out 3 times from a mixture of the heat and my lovely hangover from the night before , Kai to blame for his damn college drinking games, we went on a Giant adventure around Samui Island.

Also Rez was receiving random calls on Thursday from an unknown caller (I like to refer to him as DJ)  every hour on the hour just to make sure he didn’t choke on his own you know what. To this day we are unsure who that caller is……mystery # 3 of the Thai Tour.

With Rez, Jepp and I in our shitty jeep convertible which I struggled to keep straight due to a really messed up axle and occasionally decided to randomly turn off conveniently when we hit busy roads and intersections, we headed to the temples where we posed in front of big Buddha and various other kewl statues,

We then went for a nice cruise along the coast of Samui heading towards the elephant riding park. Kai and I managed to drive our own elephant around freely as our guide thought it would be more fun while he hung close by incase the elephant freaked out. Which has never happened….apparently.

A few ppl chickened out not to mention any names “mish, Jepp and Damo” *COUGH  COUGH* .

Also I found out a few minutes before the ride that 2 of the elephants went ballistic at each other a few days before and got into a huge fight knocking over a hut. HEHEHE but of course I didn’t tell any of the guys. Until we were on the elephants anyways.…no where to run boysssssssss

Elephants were followed by a BB gun target practice session Dylan taking the trophy for that one and almost flipping the ATV (all terrain vehicle ) at almost 80km/h . Fun Fun….but stupid….

We then headed to Penis Rock which seemed to catch Damos attention where he spent a few minutes taking action shots which I assure you will be posted on the gym  facebook. Very entertaining…..Vagina rock was not as interesting …quoted by  damo….hmmmmm

Jep Jep retired early, being young he clearly couldn’t handle drinking 2 nights before….but he is only a kid, so we chose to leave him alone

We had about an hour to burn before training so for 3 dollars we hit up the golf range, damo and deano won the best shot award and I was struggling to hit the damn ball let alone win the competition. I also managed to hurt my back and shoulder….stupid me….

Damo pulled a few nice Happy Gilmore shots and rez almost killed me with his ball despite me being behind him…..lesson #34 of Thailand training trip. Don’t go any where near rez when he is holding a golf club).

Training was a bit easier being day 3 and the guys worked hard. ….

We went to watch the fights that night with a Swedish guy KOing a Thai fighter in the main event and the hilite of the night a Thai Pinyo instructor knocking out a top Samui fighter COLD with a lovely elbow. He is also an ex lumpini champion….

We all crashed early that night in preparation for the full Moon Party in Koh Pangang …..which I assure you was energy well saved.

The next morning we were rudely awakened by kai AGAIN…jeez he wakes up too early, and I steam rolled our sick Jep Jep as a reminder that I am his room mate and how much I care about him……

Next issue: full moon party stories including Kais Ice throwing trend, the disappearance of Michelle (mystery # 44) and damo the last to sleep followed by Dr Dee Rez ……and Jeps Hang over cure….a beer….SEED!

Up to mischief as usual

Wednesday

Finally we all met up, Kai, Mish pish, , Deano, Rez Snr, Damo Albi and Jepp jepp and the games begun

First thing we did was head to Tescos to get supplies and of course I (Dylan dee) managed to over do the whole buy a few odds and ends. So $100 we packed the car up mostly with my goods and headed back to the hotel.

Of course I raided the kids toy section and Jep Jep (for those that don’t know, in thai it means injury or sore “jep” and I managed to successfully raid kais, damos and deanos room with our plastic bow and arrow, plastic dagger and other toy weapons. We also managed to leave Damo and Deano a special package compliments of Jep and I.   This special package was secretly deposited and I think is still yet to be found by Mr Rez and Deano.

This Invasion was followed by Jep and my very own ROOM OLYMPICS which will be posted up as a video some time soon.

There were no casualties but many minor injuries. (e.g baseball bats flying on the odd occasion and a few broken items in the room. Mostly jeps fault)

Just so you know I was the crowds favorite (otherwise known as post it notes with stick figures and banners saying “ have my babies Dylan”…etc.etc….)

Our first session of training was felt by team vt1 as we all struggled in the heat and sat around for long periods of time moaning about the heat. All except for me.

Michelle successfully managed to break the car twice in one day, almost run me off the road at least twice when I was scooting back on my little bike from training and managed to safely get the crew home despite having no head lights on. Nutter I tell you.

So I admit im not perfect as I did manage to knock over 2 cocktails over dinner that night and deano jumped up and down thinking it went all over him.

Hehehe was a good laugh and on camera too

Our first night out drinking was one to remember for sure. After playing Kings and creating ridiculous rules (thanks to Nazi game master deano…..ensuring all rules were enforced)  our home made buckets poured into ketchup squeezers quickly started depleting.

Rez Snr thought he was smart drinking whiskey while the rest of us felt the effects of the Thai redbull.

Damo seemed to not understand most of the rules of the game and drank most of the bucket.

Kings was shortly followed by Deano, Mish pish and damos lovely display of Pole Dancing skills. Which to this day I still have nightmares about and all fantasies of the past were quickly erased….to this day I am yet to get the disturbing images out of my mind. However I am concerned deano was so damn good at it…..hmmm….if only it was in the grading syllabus. Don’t get any ideas deano.

Kai Taught us a few college games which were simple and clearly I had one too many as I seemed to be doing the opposite of what everyone else was doing and ended up sculling my fair share.

A few hours of dancing at the big clubs and having to fight off giant lady boys , Rez snr resembled something that looking like a floppy octopus of those giant blow up sale humans outside car shops that flap around. For the record rez did manage to make it home safely but spent the night in the bathroom using the toilet bowl as a pillow. AHHHHHHHHH happens to even the best of us. Clearly the youngengs cant hold their drinks. Kids these days.

Prior to rez passing out, he also learnt the lesson that announcing that the “dee Rez” was a world Muay Thai Champ wasn’t the best way to pick up chicks….dont ask……..Kids these days

After an already long day Deano, Jepp and Damo hit the water and swam in the beautiful warm water swimming with plankton and lighting up the ocean.

Finally we gave in as the redbull slowly wore off and unfortunately we were rudely awakened by kai who thinks its “kewl” to wake up at 7am. My first sleep in, in 2 weeks. Friggin Kai. P.s I got him back with my traditional Australian Steam Roll wake up and massage a few mornings late. AH revenge…..

Next issue of vt1 gym adventures you will be reading about Dylans guided tour of Samui, the 5 man 2 beds extravaganza and the full moon party….

First blog vt1 trip (or bog in jeps case)

Hey Guys

Okay so we decided to set up a blog as we hav people like kai and Damo flooding our pages with their apparent problems. (eg my plane is late, its too hot etc) hehehe

So we will be adding updates every second day.
We have quite a few events on in the next few days such as full moon, samui and kohpangang trip, fight nights, partying, lots of training andf of course constantly rubbing sunscrean onto our albino mate damo....oh and dean,,,,

Comments are welcome on the main vt1 gym thailand facebook page

back to the beach for us!!!!