well i'll be buttered both sides

i have universal advice here, for all the love forlorn romantics here,

i used to be romantic tragic, but then one day i had a brain wave, involving self pity,

with this new approach i decided to approach all new love angles with idea that i am totally irresitable when i am full of self pity and pathos,

so i played the pathos card for a good while, then i invented a more radical approach to the issue of relationships which involved reading as much romance as i could and fill my brain with all the possible scenarios,

much wisdom was gained there i must say , so long as you have a desert island and some romantic partner who is slighty unattainable, then u r in business,

but to the broken hearted i can only say ,

sorry to break the news honey, there is no happy ending, a real day to follow the dreaming of today ,

its not so bad, just not as good as u expected maybe,