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Posted at 8:45 PM on 13/9/2006

well i'll be buttered both sides

call me cynical, but the managers job , as far as i am concerned finished when steve died,
he apparently just cant seem to separate his role from his ego,
i mean the bloke is dead, ok, he lead a good life, made heaps of cash, and presumably took stupid risks,
i feel this is much the same as the behaviour of many who take stupid risks, and same goes for brock actually ,  no one has to drive cars on public roads fast,
money , and fame does strange things to human beings sometimes,

 

i haven't been driving fast cars, or swimming with stingrays,  so as i say, butter me both sides, and call me heartless, souless, but i don't feel sorry for any adults ever, its my policy,

there is always someone worse off somewhere, no matter how bad it may seem for anyone, at anyone stage,

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sorry to break the news honey

Posted at 6:54 PM on 10/9/2006

well i'll be buttered both sides

i have universal advice here, for all the love forlorn romantics here,

i used to be romantic tragic, but then one day i had a brain wave, involving self pity,

with this new approach i decided to approach all new love angles with idea that i am totally irresitable when i am full of self pity and pathos,

so i played the pathos card for a good while, then i invented a more radical approach to the issue of relationships which involved reading as much romance as i could and fill my brain with all the possible scenarios,

much wisdom was gained there i must say , so long as you have a desert island and some romantic partner who is slighty unattainable, then u r in business,

but to the broken hearted i can only say ,

sorry to break the news honey, there is no happy ending, a real day to follow the dreaming of today ,

its not so bad, just not as good as u expected maybe,

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How to lose money on your blog

Posted at 2:16 PM on 10/9/2006

its actually quite easy to lose money on your blog, just log on to those blog sites that tell you how to make money on your blog and you are more than likely going to be fleeced ,

you dont think that people are really telling you, and (me) how to make money,

hahahaha wot a fucking joke

they are just trying to get what i have worked for because they are just too fucking lazy to work themselves, or they are in debt and are desperados, or just plain stupid,

 

wotever, if u send me some money , i can guarantee i can lose it for you, k

better in my pocket than yours so send me the $$$$$$$$$'s quick

 

and by the way have a good day,

 

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after market crap,

Posted at 3:28 PM on 26/8/2006

having finally learnt where all the alphanumberic characters were on my mobile phone, so that i could actually send some sms's  my little shi tzu cross pup chewed the flaming 0 button clean off the face dial.  so i was lumbered with a mobile phone which i could use so long as i didnt need to use 0. 
this is particularly difficult since all mobile numbers begin with zero and a  great number of telephone numbers include the zero digit within their parameters.  so u can see i was pretty well stuffed , but  being quite resourceful i learned to carry around a biro so i could punch the zero location with that pointy end.  so i procrastinated, delayed and generally avoided the necessity to actually get off my arse and do something about repairing the mobile chat tool.  eventually i bought an after market cover for the Nokia and put it on.  this lasted precisely a fortnight before all the numbers wore off and i am looking at a push button pad with , no letters, no numbers and no bloody nothing, so as its just as well i learnt all those letter and numeral positions earlier, or i would be completely stuffed.
just like i taught myself to touch type, now i can touch sms too,

lesson learned,

motherhood is the necessity of invention

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pluto is demoted

Posted at 3:24 PM on 25/8/2006

now i am not an astronomer, but i think it's particularly sad, when the status of a planet in our solar system is demoted

pluto to be precise,

i happen to like pluto, and am very disappointed that these scientists think that they can just arbitrarily mess with the solar system like it was their own personal plaything,

for all my life i have learnt to respect pluto, and value its contribution to the solar system,

sitting out there in deep space it wasnt hurting anybody, just minding its own business, circling around the sun, doing its best to stay out of harms way and not create a nuisance,

anyway i send my regards to all who may live on pluto and please dont hold it against all humans for this gross injustice done by some of this planets telescope watchers to you

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raining in my heart

Posted at 9:14 AM on 24/8/2006

as stars retreat and the moon says adieu

that gift of sleep is about to renew

all wet and soaked as the clouds dump down

on that life bud remaining in the ground

 

ode to buddy holly

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a mathematical connundrum

Posted at 4:16 AM on 24/8/2006

four and four is a number

and one is number

ten is two numbers

and zero doesnt exist

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adulation and praise part 2 lessons for business

Posted at 8:48 AM on 18/8/2006

praise and adulation is the measuring stick of success in some professions,

in some enterprises, the more adulation u can accumulate the better respected you become

take for instance being a musician or an artiste,

in these instances your success is measured by praise,

in the fields of medicine and science adulation is a fairly strong indicator of success

 

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tired , have a rest

Posted at 1:26 PM on 16/8/2006

rest stops are provided along the highways for us to help rest , and not have prangs and run into trees when we get to tired to drive.

some people avail themselves of motels, in which they sleep, and eat,

some sleep in tents, and some have caravans, but what ever your choice is then make the most of it, the very wealthy can affort to fly first class with actual beds on the aeroplanes,

 

the last attack of chronic fatigue syndrome i had was about a week ago, and luckily it only lasted for about five minutes. and I wasn't driving at the time,

 

other attacks i often have involve food and drink

i like to eat when the urge takes me, and i also drink usually at the same time.

 

i  have been known to eat and drink at rest stops too. but not today as there are none close by,

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sydney vs melbourne

Posted at 1:50 PM on 7/8/2006

Monday, August 7, 2006 - melbourne, vs sydney,

Posted by tentimesaloser

 

some say that melbourne is the poor cousin of sydney , a backwater in the river of life, and a billabong in the folklaw of capital cities, if compared to the city of the great coathanger,

thing about melbourne, is that if u havent been here u ought to , its fab, cool and trendy. We don't have the big gay mardi gras, but we do have pate de fois at restuaruants, speaking of restuarants i am gettign hungry but i shouldnt eat before tea time.


objectivetitey is very important when we deal with strangers as we dont know their foibles and personality traits, this is a rule of mine which i usually adhere to, and it helps me with all sorts of encounters, to be aloof, rational and level headed, helps in the making of friends, while politics, religion and weight are personal things which are best discussed over a wine or beer


dreams replicate our subconcious and from our dream state we awake to the mundane, to the reality we are trying to avoid, so when we dream of a plane for instance we want to fly, but our feet are like lead in real life, when we dream of a work place in chaos, we abhor the mundane predictalbility of our real work life, when we fear the end of our dreams we know we have another day of neverending tedium and headaches to greet us at work, when i get to this point i often think about booking a session with my shrink and laying it all on to him, cause that is his work, and he is paid for it.  Which brings me to the point of this , do shrinks dream or do they take sleeping tablets, and blank out??


dating is an art like painting and sculpture, raw clay or paint tubes u start with ,and then u squeeze some life out of it, or shape it how u want it to be, (on dates i try to keep the artistic analogy alive , for fear of detouring into romance or "personal involvement" , which would end the date once and for all, and turn it into a life commitment, thats why i always rely on mills and boon or bridget jones for romantic advice and leads,

i am gonna do nothing now for a while and experience some ennui or karma, or what ever emanates from the vacuum of my mind

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totally under the influence

Posted at 1:33 PM on 6/8/2006

tugging at my heart strings and making time for love

i wanna find a babe, who cares

for more than my money and my pet dove

knowing shes out there somewhere,

just pining like an oak

trees bear fruit and juice is horny and i ride a mini moke

 

by way of introduction to this piece i wanted to share that with you all

 

i am totally under the influence of drugs like joseph and his technicolour dream coat,

and i am totally under the influence of alchohol

and i am totally under the influence of the influential in our midst

to be under the influence means that my choice is moderated to the extent that i am now not behaving as i would when i am uninfluenced.  i have never been uninfluenced.

ever since birth i am under the influence; to start with the womans womb, the womans vagina,

the womans breasts, and that is just in the first day of our existence.

from then on the influences build and multiply,and we spend most of our lives trying to avoid influences, religion, political, social , family, friends, media , career , professional, legal, medical, compassionate, and so on, even hero worship is a form of influence,

life is big influence and we cannot avoid influences, only be aware of the downfalls, pitfalls, traps and minefields out here in this influence riddled fabric we call living,

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what i had

Posted at 6:24 AM on 6/8/2006
don't take this the wrong way, but heck, we all "had" stuff, and now its gone, we all "had" a life and now thats gone.
Ex-Hubbies, males all go to Thailand to root, pure and simple, make no bones about that it's sex heaven, and that is one of many choices they make. so it makes them feel sexy, big deal , the girls are all flesh and available with no lives of their own, so its a big meat market really and from all accounts cheap when u get there. who needs holidays in Thailand, because u can holiday in Australia, its just as good but don't sound as exotic When i was there i saw these big sleazy fat males coming onto the girls on the beach, it was just fucking awfuland i still wake up in hot sweats of digust thinking about them. (well not quite). I prefer the Victoria market where i can get fresh produce and really cheap meat. (eating variety) maybe its because i like cooking!!
I should make it clear that i dont wanna be "holier than thou" i am not lilly white, or a saint either.
Career= good, work= good, tele= good (including that Yasmin thing and she is at least smiling about it all, maybe not at the end of the show, but time will tell) Marriage partnerships these are things to be worked on, and don't come for free either. .
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small business tutorial

Posted at 5:28 AM on 6/8/2006
small business need small websites and big businesses need enourmous websites. haveing researched the field over many years i came to the inevitable conclusion that websites are best sized according to company turnover, illegal businesses, such as drug barons, hit men , thieves and robbers are advised not to have websites. if one wants to learn about websites i always advise students to abstain from alchohol for at least twenty four hours before the lesson, to prevent short term memory loss and avoid hangovers. i hope these comments prove useful to all and sundry. if its too much to take in at one sitting, have a few pills and lie down and come back to it at your own leisure
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love is a many splendoured thing, (sometimes)

Posted at 5:15 AM on 6/8/2006

 

loved your divorce story, yesterday,
its one of those things we cant get enough of, divorce, and it fills my heart with gladness.
some other good sources for divorce stories are
Dr Phil, Judge Judy, Jerry Springer, Ricky lake, Law and Order, to mention a few.
I especially liked the part where the "Bear" collapsed in a blubbering heap, THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A LAUGH.
Speaking of bears, the only ones i am familiar with are in the Zoo, but then here 'down under' as you yanks put it we dont have none of them 'big Grissly's)
only kangaroos and emus.
Alabama , that must be a weird place, i suppose, in fact all America is basically fucked. and unfortunately australia follows suit, so i guess we are fast approaching the same direction.
its just that here at least we dont shoot people all the time, hang and have capital punishment.
You should get out of Alabama, and visit us some time, you all know what i mean.

and also wots with all this Bible stuff, i mean u married a man who had kids. think about it, you chose, your choice, he aint no bear, just a big fat pussy,,
i have three pussies, and feed them tinned cat food, which they love,
for a joke why dont u serve him pet food one night, he may enjoy it .

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life is a listening game

Posted at 5:02 PM on 4/8/2006

WHEN I LISTEN, i know its important to get at the precise meaning of what is being said by the other person. this takes patience, and and enormous capacity to retain information. our ears are only bits of flesh, hanging on the side of our skulls, If only we had an inbuilt recording device like for instance an organic hard drive in our brain, but we don't so its no use crying over that deficiency. another thing we need is a dictionary and a thesauraus handy to interpret correctly the meanings.
my brain is flumoxxed right now because tonite i am going to listen to strangers talking to me and i know its going to make me either bored or horny. These are two true states of being, besides fear, loathing, and happiness and sadness.
on the one hand if u are bored, u wish for it all to stop, and change for the better, and if u are horny then u want it to proceed as fast as possible ,
that is human nature,

i think you can analyze every interaction in these terms, and if analysis isnt your bag, then i suggest that you go with the flow,

it always has worked for me, and work is something we do even in our sleep. .

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FLOWERS FOR A BLUE LADY

Posted at 6:24 AM on 2/8/2006
flowers stink,
the last time i bought flowers for my woman, i went into a small florist shop in richmond expecting nothing in particular.
wot i got was a real slap in the proverbial face for being a bloke. The owner was a camp gay and i must say probably homosexual. well wot happened was like this, to cut a long story short, he just ignored me while he paid such undue attention to another customer and (a woman) finally when i wanted a bunch of flora, he just wasnt interested in helping me out.
But being the sort of guy i am i got over it and departed. So much for trendy Richmond. LIke Brunswick street , they wear black and drink mixers. I prefer Kmart trackies, and a beanie , and drink gatorade.
I only sulk when i cry, and havent read any more MIlls and boon since then
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