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Ten Verses Never Preached OnTen Verses Never Preached OnWritten Dec 5th, 2006 by Josh Rives from http://www.churchhopping.com/ten-verses-never-preached-on/ 10. 2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!" So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. Comments: George Costanza envokes the wrath of God. 9. Mark 14:51-52 NASB A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked. Comments: Possibly the first streaker in history. 8. Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. Comments: We can't just be letting anyone in. We have to draw the line somewhere. 7. Genesis 38:8-10 NASB Then Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother." Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also. Comments: Not only do you have to carry the body out, but you have to mop the floor too. 6. 1 Samuel 18:25-27 ESV Then Saul said, "Thus shall you say to David, 'The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king's enemies.'" Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king's son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife. Comments: How do you present a gift like that? Do you tie a bow on the box? 5. Exodus 4:24-25 NASB Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son's foreskin and threw it at Moses' feet, and she said, "You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me." Comments: I imagine the son was screaming in pain and Moses just kinda stared at it in disgust. 4. Ezekiel 16:17 NIV You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. Comments: What did she do with her gold and silver idols? 3. Ezekiel 23:19-20 NET Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions. Comments: Can't wait to hear this taught from a pulpit. 2. Judges 3:19-25 ESV And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out. Comments: Apparently the sword pierced all the way through and something unexpected came out the other side. The author felt this was a necessary detail to include. 1. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity. Comments: My question is why would she do this and were there any repeat offenders? Ten Verses Never Preached OnWritten Dec 5th, 2006 by Josh Rives 10. 2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!" So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. ... 9. Mark 14:51-52 NASB A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked. ... 8. Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. ... 7. Genesis 38:8-10 NASB Then Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother." Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother's wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also. ... 6. 1 Samuel 18:25-27 ESV Then Saul said, "Thus shall you say to David, 'The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king's enemies.'" Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king's son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife. ... 5. Exodus 4:24-25 NASB Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son's foreskin and threw it at Moses' feet, and she said, "You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me." ... 4. Ezekiel 16:17 NIV You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. ... 3. Ezekiel 23:19-20 NET Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions. ... 2. Judges 3:19-25 ESV And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out. ... 1. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity. .... from http://www.churchhopping.com/ten-verses-never-preached-on/ RICHARD JOHNSON (1753?-1827)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~JOHNSON, RICHARD (1753?-1827), Church of England clergyman, .... ordained by the bishop of Oxford in 1784. On 24 October Johnson received a royal warrant appointing him 'Chaplain to the settlement' of New South Wales. ... Johnson owed his nomination to the Eclectic Society, a group of evangelical clergy and laymen interested among other things in missions and in prison reform. ... As chaplain to the settlement, 'according to the rules and discipline of war', he had to be the guardian of public morality; Phillip considered this to be Johnson's main, if not his only, duty. As a clergyman under the general jurisdiction of the bishop of London he had to carry on the regular ministrations of the church. As the protégé of the evangelicals, and by his own unswerving convictions, he had the task of promoting the conversion of his charges. Johnson never succeeded in reconciling the three or in carrying out any of them to his own satisfaction. ... However, his extensive correspondence with English patrons and friends, filled with accounts of the depravity of the convicts and indifference of the officials, was probably more pessimistic in tone than his practical achievements warranted. ... On 3 February 1788 he conducted the first divine service in Sydney 'under some trees' (or 'a great tree') and preached from the text 'What shall I render unto the Lord for all His benefits toward me' (Psalm 116: 12). On 17 February he celebrated Holy Communion in the 'markee' of Lieutenant Clark, .... he carried out all the clerical duties of the colony for six years. He held services, either in the open air or in a store-house, at Sydney and Parramatta, performed the occasional offices of the church-baptisms, marriages, churchings, burials-attended the execution of condemned men and worked hard among the convicts. One of them wrote home, amid the sickness and hunger of 1790, that 'few of the sick would recover if it was not for the kindness of the Rev. Mr Johnson, whose assistance out of his own stores makes him the physician both of soul and body'. In the horror of the Second Fleet he ignored Newton's earlier advice that 'it will be madness in you to risk your health, by going down into the hold of a ship, where the air must be always putrid from the breath of a crowd of passengers in chains'. He supported Phillip's policy of befriending the Aboriginals, took a native girl, Abaroo (Boo-ron), into his family, and once remained as a hostage while Bennelong visited the governor. ... When Phillip was succeeded by Lieutenant-Governor Francis Grose Johnson's time of troubles began. Grose represented Johnson as 'one of the people called Methodists, [and] a very troublesome, discontented character'. In 1793 Johnson, tired of being a 'field-preacher' and despairing of getting a church built by the government, irritated Grose by putting one up at his own expense at a cost of £67 12s. 11½d. Disputes also arose over the time allowed for Sunday morning service, the chaplain's ministrations to men under sentence, the enforcement of Phillip's regulation for church attendance and the withdrawal of most of Johnson's convict labour. When Samuel Marsden arrived as second chaplain in 1794 he found Johnson and Grose 'involved in a serious quarrel'. Grose and Johnson had different views of the chaplain's office. The lieutenant-governor considered Johnson's emphasis on personal salvation detrimental to good order and discipline-hence the unfounded but not surprising charge of Methodism-while Johnson believed that the twin aspects of religion could not be separated. So he came to think of Grose's rule as a time when 'things went on from bad to worse, and from worse to worse still, until (I will not say all vital religion and godliness, but) even almost all common morality, and even decency, was banished from the Colony'. Johnson found Governor Hunter more sympathetic. In 1797 he was recompensed for his church, and in July 1798 wrote in defence of Hunter's administration against the charges of John Macarthur, of whose conduct and that of the trader-officers he disapproved strongly. In October his temporary church was burned down and a new store-shed had to be fitted up hastily for divine service. Johnson had general supervision over the increasing number of schools, and in August 1800 Lieutenant-Governor King set up a committee, with Johnson as treasurer, to conduct an orphan institution. Johnson used money from former subscriptions that he had collected. A month later he was thanked 'for his attention and assiduity in the concerns of the orphans in the colony'. But in October King had to publish yet another order 'respecting a proper attention being paid to the observance of the Sabbath'. He reported that Johnson 'has met with much obstruction formerly in the execution of his duty. I believe him to [be] a very honest man, and I think has been ill-used in this colony by those in it'. Johnson had been appointed by Phillip to act as a civil magistrate. He was removed by Grose but reinstated by Hunter and remained in the office until he left the colony. Such an appointment was not unusual, for this was the hey-day of the clerical justice of the peace and Johnson, as a civil official, believed it his duty to take part in the administration of justice. However, his main secular occupation and chief solace was farming. .... Before he sailed for England Johnson sold his Canterbury farm to William Cox and disposed of his land at Ryde, but he does not seem to have engaged in agriculture and stock-raising solely for gain. It gave him personal satisfaction and contributed to the colony's morale and well-being. ... In 1812 he made his last contribution to Australia by giving evidence before the select committee of the House of Commons on transportation. He died on 13 March 1827. Johnson had married just before sailing for New South Wales; his wife, who survived him until 1831, bore him a daughter whom he called by an Aboriginal name, Milbah (b.1790), and a son (b.1792). from http://www.adb.online.anu.edu.au/biogs/A020018b.htm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top 10 Countries that CLERGY DON'T GO TO!!!Rowland Croucher wrote:Top Ten Countries Persecuting Christians in 2006 > 1. North Korea .. > 2. Saudi Arabia ... > 3. Iran ... > 4. Somalia .. > 5. Maldives ... > 6. Bhutan ... > 7. Vietnam ... > 8. Yemen ... > 9. Laos ... > 10. China ... So clergy all over the world, who believe in what the Bible says, namely .... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I listen to wisdom and will live in safety and be at ease, without fear of harm. Pr 1.33 I will both lie down in peace and sleep, for the Lord alone makes me dwell in safety. Ps 4.8 I will not be afraid of ten thousands of people, who have set themselves against me all around. Ps 3.6 God has given me authority to trample on snakes and scorpions and to overcome all the power of the enemy - nothing will harm me. Lk 10.19 I dwell in the shelter of the Most High. I rest in the shadow of the Almighty. The Lord is my refuge and my fortress; my God, in whom I trust. He will save me from the fowler's snare, and from the deadly pestilence. He will cover me with His feathers, and under his wing I will find refuge. His faithfulness will be my shield and rampart. I will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day, nor the pestilence that stalks in darkness, nor the plague that destroys at midday. A thousand may fall at my side, ten thousand at my right hand, but it will not come near me. I will only observe with my eyes and see the punishment of the wicked. I make the Most High my dwelling - even the Lord, who is my refuge. No harm will befall me. No disaster will come near my tent. God will command His angels concerning me to guard me in all my ways. They will lift me up in their hands, so that I will not strike my foot against a stone. I will tread upon the lion and the cobra. I will trample the great lion and the serpent. Because I love the Lord, the Lord will rescue me. God will protect me, because I acknowledge God's name. I will call upon the Lord, and the Lord will rescue me. God will be with me in trouble. God will deliver me. God will honour me. With long life God will satisfy me and show me His salvation. Ps 91.1-91.16 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ... are all clammering to be missionaries in these countries for the rest of their lives ..... NOT!!!! WHY?????? > 'If you put yourself first, you will be last .... do not be afraid, I have > overcome the whole Universe' (Jesus, paraphrased by C S Lewis in "God in > the Dock"). As if clergy actually believe that! See above ;-) Your own PERSONAL JESUSResponding to a Baptist minister back from a time of paid seminars .......
>>> THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO HEAVEN WITHOUT A MARK'S GOSPEL (ending at Mark 16:8) > people considered themselves Christians simply because they were German or MINISTERS OF RELIGION NO LONGER REQUIREDSome comments by John Shelby Spong which are worth noting.
Why has the church become so irrelevant to the majority of society?
Who is to blame?
CLERGY!
A New Reformation is required that reforms the Reformation. A "Protesting" against the Protestant Fundamentalist Dark Age
Jesus never intended simony and abuse of power to be the practice of his church.
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