Bizarre Inventions

In the 1980's, French women Dominique Peignoux, Yvette
Guys and Francoise Dekan marketed a musical napkin that
was placed inside a baby's diaper and played "When the
Saints Go Marching In" as soon as it became wet.

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William A. Calderwood of Peoria, Arizona patented helium
filled furniture that would float to the ceiling when not
in use to allow extra floor space and be pulled back down
by a rope as needed.

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It was in 1966 that America's Thomas J. Bayard invented a
vibrating toilet seat, acting on the belief that physical
stimulation of the buttocks is effective in relieving
constipation.

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James Moreau developed a brassiere in 1988 which surrounds
the breasts with water, so that a buoyant force provides
improved and independent support for each breast. A
transparent version is suggested for those who wish to
make a fashion statement.

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In 1984, Inventor Timothy Zell developed a method of
growing unicorns that are of higher intelligence and
physical attributes, They are also said to be useful as a
guard animal. What you may not want to know is the method
involves surgical alteration of a one-week old goat, so
that its two horn buds will grow together.

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She was working and ignored it. A moment later a downstairs window smashed and
three burglars climbed through.

Terrified, she grabbed a cordless phone, hid in an upstairs closet, and called police.

 "One of the burglars came into the room I was in," said the 21-year-old victim,

 who didn't want to be identified.

 "Nothing was going through my mind except, 'Please don't look and find me'."

That's when the burglar decided to look for valuables in the closet.

 He even brushed across her boots and legs, but didn't look up;

 he would have seen her face.

When police arrived, all three took refuge in the room, and one decided to
hide in the same closet she was in.

"He didn't even realize I was standing there. He was smashing me up against the wall,"

 she said.

 When police entered the room she burst out of the closet, yelling

"He's in here! He's in here!"surprising the burglar even more than the officers.

 All three men were captured; they were armed with knives.
(Deseret Morning News) ...Next time, shove him out in front of the
officers' drawn guns.

I play an online game called World of Warcraft (WoW), it is an MMORG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games)  you can spend hours playing this game with time flying by so quickly, of course some people get addicted to the game and play 24/7, myself i play around 3-5 hours a day, i know that, that is still alot, but it is after i get most things done for the day.

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A new website for WoW asked me to write some articles about WoW, things to do with Enchanting, good areas to play in things like that .

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If anyone is interested in the game wants to join or read any of the articles i have written about WoW follow this link http://wow.blizzgamers.com/Default.aspx

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Bizarre Answers from Family Feud

[Here are some actual answers from contestants who have
appeared on the game show "Family Feud."]

Q: Name something a blind person might use:
A: A sword.

Q: Name a song with moon in the title:
A: Blue Suede Moon.

Q: Name a bird with a long neck:
A: A penguin.

Q: Name an occupation where you need a torch:
A: A burglar.

Q: Name something you wear on the beach:
A: A deck chair.

Q: Name something red:
A: My cardigan.

Q: Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers:
A: A horse.

Q: Name a number you have to memorize:
A: Seven.

Q: Name something you put on walls:
A: Roofs.

Q: Name something that doesn't have an engine:
A: Dishes.

Q: Name something you might be allergic to:
A: Skiing.

Q: Name a non-living object with legs:
A: A plant.

I was a little confused thinking “do I know this person”?

Years ago I used to go to Bingo with my mum and this person used to be there all the time, I used to sit with her and talk with her as I knew her younger sister.

We caught up a bit and started to talk about what had happened in our lives and such, it was so strange as the last time I saw her she had given birth to a baby girl and this baby girl is now 21 years old

She knew me, as im always told I never change how I look, how sad is that lol……I look close to the same as I did when I was 16.

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Toronto has one of the smallest house's i have ever seen, built in 1912 by well-known contractor, Arthur Weeden it was up for sale last year for $179,900

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Occupying what used to be a driveway, it’s a one-bedroom, one-bathroom house that sits on a parcel of land 7.25 feet (2.2 metres) wide and 113.67 feet (34.6 metres) long and has an interior area of just under 300 square feet (under 28 square metres).

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Around 10 years ago a couple who came from Brazil went about to make the house a little easier to live in adding some of things listed below

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• “Completely Re-Done Top-To-Bottom, Front-To-Back!”
• Tumbled stone entrance walk
• Renovated Bath
• Renovated kitchen with newer stove, new cabinets and new stacked washer/dryer
• Bedroom with Murphy bed + “Built-Ins” — doubles as den!
• Walk-out to fenced patio
• 100-amp service
• 2 satellite dishes and receiver
• “Window A/C Available”

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Underneath the house is also a basement so you would have some place to store some of your stuff.

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It would make it easy for cleaning and take not much time at all, with the wooden floor you could put dusters on your feet and dance around to music cleaning at the same time lol ..

                    Front of the house                                                                          Loungeroom

                                Kitchen                                          Bedroom, (fold up bed goes into the wall during the day)

                                                                                     Backyard

If you want to know about the history of the house there is a website you can do too. The Smallest House

Christmas has come around again for another year, and i haven’t been filling this in at all,

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I think about it, but i don’t seem to fill anything in here

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Tonight i saw some Christmas carols and didn’t have to go far from where i live, all i had to do was walk through the park next to where i live and i was at the carols, i took a friend of mines children, i think she wanted to have some time in the house herself to catch up on some housework without her children always calling for her.

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So that was a bit of fun for the year, my life is in a slight rut, but im not to worried about it, things could be much worse than they are, and when I feel like getting out of this rut I will lol

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But then i do have some good things that have happened in my life this year, and for that i am thankful

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Merry Christmas to all

It all started 30th October 2007, three weeks ago today.

I turn on my computer and find that it won’t log in; pc got taken to a computer shop, who said the hardrive had died,

Get a new hardrive and put it in, download everything, using it everything working fine......tip the tower over to plug in speakers, computer stops working

Pc goes back to computer store, hardrive has now died, seems the motherboard i have is old...have to upgrade parts of the computer................computer was 3 years old so that is ok

Put computer all together, the motherboard had to buy was faulty; have to take the pc back to computer shop.

Put it all together try to start it, it won’t start

Pc back to computer store, power supply is now stuffed

Put in new power supply, hooray computer how has power and start to download windows,

Error keeps coming up...........work out one of the RAM chips are stuffed, take computer back down again to show what it is doing, given another RAM chip

Put computer all back together.......................it is now all working

WOOHOO!!

In 4000 BC Egypt, men and women wore glitter eye shadow
made from the crushed shells of beetles.

In M&M candies, the letters stand for Mars and Murrie, the
developers of the candy in 1941.

In the 1700s, European women achieved a pale complexion by
eating "Arsenic Complexion Wafers" actually made with the
poison.

Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during W.W.I.

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in
the early 1500's.

Taken from Bizzare News

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The reason

Well I have been playing a game a love called World of Warcraft more than I have been for some reason.

I have started using Bebo and doing things in there adding pics and chatting to people, getting to know people from all over the world

I have also started using Facebook, the same thing chatting to people, playing games on there, finding video clips to add to my page

A friend of mine has got me into play Poker, there is a place called Pokerstars that you can play, using play money…of course you can use real money as well, but as I don’t know how to play poker so well at the moment the play money is better for me.

So that is what I have been up to, and maybe I can try to type more into my blog, talk about what bothers me, or things that I find silly on the web

Bye for today 

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Want to make your eyes go funny, look at this picture

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 I was looking around the net the other day and found what is supposed to be a new sex craze, not something I think I will be doing though.

It’s called Bagging or Masking.

What it seems to be is you put a Paper Bag on your head or the other persons head so they can’t see what is happening.

Im not to sure I would be into putting a paper bag over my head, I can see slightly why they enjoy doing it, but I prefer to be able to see who I am having sex with..

Phil, 34, and flower shop owner, Denise like this new craze .  ‘Sometimes, I wrap Phil’s head tightly in a silk scarf so he can’t hear or see anything,’ Denise says. . Phil loves being in his own little world with his head inside a bag,’ she says. . ‘He can’t see my face, so he is able to relax and concentrate on his own pleasure and needs. . ‘But it works the other way, too. I can’t see my husband’s familiar face, so I can pretend I’m having crazy sex with some anonymous stud, who’s just there to do whatever I tell him. It’s fantastic!’ . Denise says she and Phil are aware of the potential dangers of their secret fetish – but she could never give it up. . ‘I’d never put Phil in danger,’ she says. ‘We only ever use a paper bag, which doesn’t heavily restrict his breathing. And I tie the ribbon very loosely around his neck. . ‘He could take the bag off his head any time he wanted to. For us, it’s a bit of fun. . ‘It makes our sex life that little bit more thrilling and exciting. .

Click here to read more

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Some people I know annoy the shit out of me, I had a nephew living with me who got in a little bit of trouble, I thought it wouldn’t be wise that he not live with me anymore as he has a problem that I am not able to help him with.

His girlfriend on the other hand doesn’t seem to understand why I don’t want him to stay here and that I should let him move back in with me. My nephew is at the moment staying with one of his uncles (I thought having a male influence would be good for him)

His girlfriend will be going to see him next week and I have told his uncle that she can be controlling of him and always wants things her way, which is true. She doesn’t like that I have told that about her and now is calling me a Bitch.

The girlfriend things that I should let him move back in with me, as she sees this would help him. To me it seems that she wants him to move back in with me so that he is close to her and that she can see him whenever she wants, which would mean that she would be at my place 24/7.

I am just starting to get my life back into some order after he moved out, I have meet someone and want the chance to get to know him, I have a few problems of my own that I am working on, but to me she wants me to stop all that and think of my nephew first.

He has a mother and will be moving in with her, so I don’t see that me not having him move back with me is wrong, he knows that he can come to see me whenever he wants and I have told him that he can come to my place during the day so he can spend time with his girlfriend.

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Radio has no future. Heavier-than-air flying machines are   

impossible. X-rays will prove to be a hoax." - English   

scientist William Thomson, Lord Kelvin, 1899   

"Television won't matter in your lifetime or mine." - Radio   

Times editor Rex Lambert, 1936   

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their   

home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman, and founder of   

Digital Equipment Corp., 1977   

"By 2000, the machines will be producing so much that every-   

one in the U.S. will, in effect, be independently wealthy.   

- Time Magazine, 1966   

"An impractical sort of fad, and has no place in the   

Serious job of postal transportation." - Second Assistant   

U.S. Postmaster General Paul Henderson on airmail, 1922   

"It's a bad joke that won't last. Not with winter coming."   

- Fashion designer CoCo Chanel on miniskirts, 1966   

"Everything that can be invented has been invented."  -   

Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents,   

1899   

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H.M. Warner,   

Warner Brothers, 1927   

"You ought to go back to driving a truck." - Concert   

Manager, firing Elvis Presley in 1954   

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way   

Out." - Decca Recording Co., rejecting the Beatles, 1962   

"It doesn't matter what he does, he will never amount to   

anything." - Albert Einstein's teacher to his father, 1895  

This is from a  enzine i get weekly Bizzare News

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Well it seems we are having  APEC in Sydney Australia

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Not knowing what it was all about i thought i would have a check up and see...

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What APEC stands for is Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation

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The first meeting was in 1989 in Canberra Australia with 12 members, to talk about trade negotiation objectives.

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Now there are  21 APEC members, referred to as 'Member Economies', are Australia; Brunei Darussalam; Canada; Chile; People's Republic of China; Hong Kong, China; Indonesia; Japan; Republic of Korea; Malaysia; Mexico; New Zealand; Papua New Guinea; Peru; Republic of the Philippines; The Russian Federation; Singapore; Chinese Taipei; Thailand; United States and Vietnam. 

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It seems what the Members do of regardless of the size of the economy, have a goal to promote and strengthen economic growth in the Asia-Pacific community.

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Over the past 15 years APEC economies have outpaced the rest of the world in reducing barriers to trade and delivering economic growth to their communities

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        • Average tariffs have declined from 16.6 per cent in 1988 to 6.4 per cent in 2004 and non-tariff barriers have been substantially decreased

        • Real GDP for APEC economies increased by 46 per cent from 1989 to 2003 compared to non-APEC economies which increased by 36 per cent

        • Developing APEC economies grew by 77 per cent, more than double th non-APEC rate.

In other words it seems they get together talk about economic growth for the 21 countries and try to decide how each country can help the other to better their own countries.

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Click here to find out more about APEC

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Today is fathers day, a day that comes around the first Sunday of September in Australia

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My memories of father’s day aren’t very good, a day where my dad was out busy working or doing other stuff

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My father was 43 years old when i was born, and well it was like being brought up by my grandfather, the way i act and some of my manners are what someone who is older would do or say, but then that is what makes me, me. I do have some good memories of him sitting down spending time with me, doing things that most fathers do, and well he was my dad and dad's do have a special place in ones heart.

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I’m trying to remember good days as im sitting here,  Oh I have one, going with my family when I was older and taking my dad to lunch.

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My dad has been dead though for the past 14 years I think, so I don’t celebrate fathers day anymore, only go a visit his grave and put new flowers there.

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But for every other father out there who might read this HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!

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Seven U.S. Delta rockets and a French observation satellite   

have exploded in space.   

In 1961, Cuban premier Fidel Castro charged that a chunk of   

a U.S. spacecraft had fallen on Cuba and killed a cow.   

In 1962, a 21-lb. fragment of Soviet Sputnik IV landed at   

the intersection of Park and North 8th Streets in Manitowoc,   

Wisconsin.   

Over 7,000 objects floating in space are being tracked from   

earth; only five percent are satellites.   

Dodging space junk is a dangerous occupation. A 0.5 milli-   

meter metal chip could puncture a space suit and kill an   

astronaut walking in space.   

In 1978, a Soviet satellite came crashing back to Earth,   

contaminating hundreds of square miles of Canadian territory   

with radiation.   

I was watching this Doco the other night and thought i might share it. It was called The Great Happiness Space: Tale of an Osaka Love Thief

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The doco was about Host Clubs that are in Japan

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What a Host Club is is a place that has men that pour drinks, and often flirt with female clients.

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The clients that usually go to the Host Clubs are wives of rich men or women working as hostesses in hostess clubs as to go can cost quite alot of money prices seem to start at around 9800 yen (approx 84.149067 USD)

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To get a private booth the price can go up to 100,000 yen (approx 858.663950 USD)

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The women go there to be listened to and made to feel as if they belong and are someone. The men acknowledge the women's desire to taken care of and are loved back. It seems that Japanese men don’t listen to women and make them feel good about themselves and by going to these clubs they get it there. Most of the women that go there are women that work as Hostesses, them making anywhere between 300,000 and 400,000 JPY (approx 2,575.991850 and 3,434.655800 USD)

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The conversations by the men are generally light-hearted; hosts may have a variety of entertainment skills, simple magic tricks or loads of charisma with which to tell a story.

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Hosts are often an age between 18 and their mid-20s. They will take a 'stage name' usually taken from a favourite manga, film, or historical figure, and will often describe their character.

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Pay is usually determined by commission on the amount of drinks the woman orders

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The hours that a Host Bar is open are usually from around midnight and they finish in the morning or midday, the hosts working to the point of exhaustion.

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In the show i watched there was one woman who wanted to marry one of the hosts and hoped that all the money she was paying to see this guy was seen as a down payment for a future with him.

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He was explaining that yes he knew she was going to say some stuff about him and couldn’t wait for him to see it so that he would know how she felt for him.

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I felt sad for this woman as you could see that the guy who was the host would probably not marry her, he made her feel good and wanted, what all people need.

Read this if you wanna know more about Host Clubs

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See what your stripper name will be.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days
than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the
person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
I = Lola
j = Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = Leather
b = Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickl e
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t = whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

Mine is  Lola Night Ridge

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