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11:44 AM - 8/5/2008 - comments {0} - post comment

Intro:

Hi guys;

Here is my blog for you guys. Not only can I check yours, but when you do work that you would llike me to check over, you can dump a URL link to it on my blog and I can have a look!

When we start PODCASTING all of the links to the podcasts will end up here- so you can always find them!

As well as that, you can submit questions, open discussions for anything you dont understand..... pretty much anything that you want to do that has to do with Psych!!!!!!!!!

How VERY exciting!!!

You can also check out the psychology podcasts on itunes..... there is some good stuff on there!

11:49 AM - 17/3/2008 - comments {11} - post comment

My OFFICIAL psychology project ; ] FINISHED

AHHHH THIS ESSAY SUCKS!!! its finished though...ahve fun narelleyogogorillaaaa 

PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA

Normality is a set a of rules in which to follow, rules of which the majority of society follow and have deemed to be acceptable standards of living, abnormality is when you break the rules. They can be easily distinguished by the simple fact that normality is the most common happenings in society and abnormality is least common.
EXAMPLES: Normality - For a twenty year old man to have sex with a twenty year old woman
                   Abnormality - For that twenty year old man to have sex with a ten year old child.

Paranoid schizophrenia is the most common type of schizophrenia.  It is usually seen to be relatively stable, which the person often having paranoid delusions(what they believe to be so), then hallucinations(what they see and hear), with both sound and sight. It can happen in episodes or chronically, like in the case of John Nash which we will look at later on. It can surface between the age of 15 and 34 and it cannot be cured, only controlled.

Symptoms - DELUSIONS
- Persecution
- Exalted Birth ( born for a reason or higher purpose)
- Special mission Eg. To save the world
- Bodily change
- Jealousy

                 - HALLUCINATIONS
- Threatening or commanding voices
- Can be without wordsso a whistle, hum or laughter
- Smell and taste
- sexual/bodily sensations
- Visual hallucinations MAY occur but aren't often extreme.

Paranoid schizophrenia is under a lot of debate as to how it is caused. There is an imbalance of chemicals in the brain which does play a role but when it comes to knowing why the imbalance occurs in the first place, things are a bit hazy.  Stress can make it worse, but doesn't bring it on and like most things, if it runs in the family, you have a greater chance of getting it too.
So, there is not one definite and main cause to paranoid schizophrenia but a mixture of social, psychological and biological factors, stress levels should be kept at a low because it decreases the chance of bringing it on.
Obviously the use of drugs can cause an onset in somebody with a predisposition to it.

Treatment includes medication such as Thorazine, Haldol and Risperdal which can fight paranoid schizophrenia in 4 out of 5 patients and can clear up an attack in 4 to 8 weeks.
There is also counselling available, and group therapies which can help patients to understand what they have and how to manage themselves in an effective manner.
Also, Electroconvulsive Therapy(ECT), otherwise known as shock therapy, is available for those in extreme circumstances. It is a mild electric current which is applied to the brain, it temporarily effects the memory but that returns within about 2 weeks.
Group Therapy is very much aimed at providing a support network.
Individual Therapy is where you and your therpaist look at strategies to cope with your illness.
Family Meetings are very much designed to help your family cope when you are able to return home.
Restraints are not so much a treatment but when you are a danger to yourself, they decrease the risk of harm.

Paranoid schizophrenia can affect the life of the sufferer in the way that they cannot function in society and lead a normal happy life. It does carry the possibility of suicide or homicide or just harming yourself or others for whatever reasons arise. The sufferer is constantly uneasy and anxious about everything and it can really seperate them from society and leave them very alone in some cases. 
Family can be affected by getting very disturbed by the behaviour and not really want to be around it, also frustration may occur at feelings of futility. Stress levels may rise too, overall it can be a very unhappy time unless you are very lucky and have chronic happy syndrome.

It is portrayed in the media to be a really crazy mental illness, where people constantly are unable to function in society at all and need to be restrained at all times. This is clearly not the case, so the media paints and exaggerated picture that they have almost made an absolute.

John Nash is a mathematician that made numerous breakthroughs but unfortunately had a bit of a break down and whilst at Princeton University began to suffer from paranoid schizophrenia. 
He began with the hallucination of a roommate who became his best friend, a few years later after a visit to the Pentagon he became very paranoid and suffered from chronic and extreme hallucinations that he was working for a government organisation as a codebreaker and if he didn't follow the rules he would most likely be killed. This affected his life dramatically, he couldn't teach his classes, or have a really properly working relationship with his wife, all he did was try and break codes that weren't even really there.  His wife finally called a psychiatrist to take him and treat him, this is where he was finally diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and the psychiatrist learned of his hallucinations and delusions. Eventually, through much treatment and time, John became aware and understanding of his mental illness and learned to cope and function properly in society with it.

 In conclusion, paranoid schizophrenia is a treatable mental illness where you hallucinate and have delusions. In most cases it does not go away and can affect daily life in extreme ways.  It has no exact reason for cause.

www.sfnsw.org.au/schizophrenia/causes.htm
www.schizophrenia.com/szparanoid.htm
A Beautiful Mind

9:00 PM - 6/9/2007 - comments {0} - post comment

MY psychology essay ;D By AlexisonFIREdrinkingjimbeamyuki

PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA iv been at the beat full on 2days in a row n ud thnk maybe i could get my project done but i come home late tonite after the beat n i have makeup all ova my face n its guna b so hard ic ant do the whole thing in one nite its utterly impossible and to top it off i decided to have a can of jimmy....and i dont even like jimmy!

so that was my intro about PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA THE ABNORMALITY IS that i dont no how to make my brain work and i really dont care if narelle fails me coz i just wanna quit school anyway coz it sux but i luv psych but i dont see me getting anywhere n life anyway NORMALITY CAN BE EXPLAINED in the way that i will go to class, like normal and tell narelleyoyo how i managed to NOT do my project essay thingymajiggy coz i suck its terrible.

ways to treat PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA essays that dont get done, i have no idea, maybe is hould just get it done, but its almost midnight wot do u expect me to do narelle huh? 2 full days taken away from me from doing this prject and shes guna hate me i really wanted a good mark oh well, guess ikm just a failure.

inconclusions PARANOID SCHIZOHPRENIA essays that dont get done mean failure, alex will get kicked out of psych, narelleyogorilla will hate alex foreva onwards,and alexs parents will  be disapointed and she will die a poor miserable failure. the end

By alex

10:42 PM - 5/9/2007 - comments {0} - post comment

Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD)

Multiple Personality Disorder

Definition:

Multiple Personality Disorder, or MPD, is a mental disturbance. It has been renamed dissociative identity disorder (DID). MPD or DID is defined as a condition in which “two or more distinct identities or personalities” swap in controlling the persons mind and behaviour.

Description:

The precise nature of DID (MPD) as well as its relationships to other mental disorders are still being debated. Some researcher’s think that DID may be a recent development in the western society. It may be a culture-specific Syndrome found in the western society caused by both childhood abuse and some long-term social changes. Unlike depression or anxiety disorders, which have been rereconized for centuries. The earlies case of DID symptoms were not recorded until the early 1790s. Psychiatrists are still debating whether DID was previously misdiagnosed and underreported, or whether it is currently over diagnosed. Because childhood trauma is a factor in the development of DID, some doctors think that it may be a variation of post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). The female to male ratio for DID is about 9:1, but the reason for the gender imbalance are unclear. The imbalance cases to higher rates of abuse of female children; and some to the possibility that males with DID are underreported because they might be in prison for violent crimes. Patients with DID experience possessing different names, histories, and personalities. It is not unusual for DID patients to have different genders, sexual orientations, ages or nationalities. Some patients have been reported with personalities that aren’t even human such as animals or aliens from outer space. The average DID patient has between two and 10 personalities but some have reported with over one hundred.

Causes and symptoms:

Generally multiple personality disorder is triggered by childhood trauma, often physical or sexual abuse or both. Often the memory of the abuse has been suppressed and must be recovered through psychotherapy. This comes with its own dangers. Recently it’s been shown that psychotherapists, without realizing it, can lead a person to create “suppressed” memories, and these cases have led to irreversible harm to innocent people who are accused of child abuse by the children and relatives they love.

 However multiple personality disorder is sometimes triggered by simply just natural causes. For instance temporal lobe epilepsy sometimes can lead to personality split. Other Natural causes of multiple personality disorder include sleep loss, sensory withdrawal, stroke and encephalitis (inflammation of the brain). Or the corpus callosum (the part of the brain that joins the left and right halves of the cerebral cortex) may be harmed due to trauma or surgery designed to cure severe epilepsy, and this may in turn cause the rise of multiple personalities. This particular type of MPD is often described as “Jekyll and Hyde,” because the two halves act as two dominant personalities, instead of the usual dominant single personality.

Because of this psychotherapists and researchers theorize that part of what’s happening is the isolation of harmful information. Instead of sharing space with the rest of the memories the upsetting incidences are shoved into their own little corner and the only way they can be accessed is through fragmented and jumbled pathways.

In the end there is no way to know for certain what causes multiple personality disorder. Researchers are constantly examining this little understood area of psychology, and are making new discoveries every day.

Treatment:

Treatment is mainly psychotherapy with hypnosis. The goal is to break down the different personalities and makes them into one. The therapist attempts to make contact with as many personalities as possible and tries to understand their roles and functions in the person’s life. The therapist seeks to make a connection with personalities that especially display violent or self destructive ways. Another goal of the therapist is to set up a communication among the personalities to retrieve harmful memories from the past. Generally treatment is as an outpatient though inpatient treatment may be used to achieve a specific goal. Behaviour analysis has not been demonstrated to be effective.

6:28 PM - 3/9/2007 - comments {0} - post comment

New Blog

12:17 AM - Sat 1 Sep 2007 - comments {0} - post comment

psych sac

VCE PSYCHOLOGY UNIT 2 – SAC 1

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is an anxiety disorder where the sufferer has severe, constant thoughts (or obsessions) and develops a ritual (or compulsion) to ease the discomfort of the obsession. Although the person may believe that the compulsions ease the obsessions, they usually end up becoming more controlling and take over their life. The compulsions aren’t pleasurable; they only provide a somewhat temporary relief. 

Obsessions can range from a fear of germs and contamination to a fear of losing something. People with OCD generally like order and symmetry and have problems with throwing things out, meaning they tend to collect unnecessary items.

Although most people have every day rituals, the difference between this and OCD is that the sufferer generally knows the behaviour is ridiculous and performing the rituals is distressing, but they can’t stop.

OCD impairs a persons everyday functioning because the rituals often take a long period of time to complete. Because of this, sufferers will try to avoid a situation where they may need to perform their ritual and in time this affects their normal routine making it hard for them to leave the house or participate in social activities.

11:55 AM - 30/8/2007 - comments {1} - post comment

Yo Mumma Jokes

 Yo Mummas So Ugly

Yo momma's so ugly,when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly,she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so ugly,just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma's so ugly,they push her face into dough to make cookies.

Yo momma's so ugly,they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo momma's so ugly,they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

Yo momma's so ugly,instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo momma's so ugly,when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo momma's so ugly,her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo momma's so ugly,her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo momma's so ugly,the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma's so ugly,they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma's so ugly,she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly,when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo momma's so ugly,when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

Yo momma's so ugly,even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma's so ugly,on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

Yo momma's so ugly,she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma's so ugly,people go as her to Halloween parties.

Yo momma's so ugly,I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma's so ugly,that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.Yo momma's so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly,she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so ugly,just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma's so ugly,they push her face into dough to make cookies.

Yo momma's so ugly,they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo momma's so ugly,they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

Yo momma's so ugly,instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo momma's so ugly,when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo momma's so ugly,her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo momma's so ugly,her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo momma's so ugly,the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma's so ugly,they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo momma's so ugly,she made an onion cry.

Yo momma's so ugly,when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo momma's so ugly,when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

Yo momma's so ugly,even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo momma's so ugly,on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

Yo momma's so ugly,she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo momma's so ugly,people go as her to Halloween parties.

Yo momma's so ugly,I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma's so ugly,that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo MaMmMa So FAt JoKeS

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

11:23 AM - 24/8/2007 - comments {1} - post comment

Blonde Jokes

BLONDE JOKES

A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.

Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.

He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.

Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.

The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal."

"That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car."

"Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."

The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.

About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?"

"No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."

A blonde is over at this Coke Machine putting fifty cents in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the Coke, putting it in her pockets. After a while she has a Coke in every pocket. She keeps going, stacking the Cokes around her on the floor.

Finally, the guy behind her, getting mad, asks her, "What Are You Doing?”

She responds, "Duh, I'm winning."

Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in such an obviously celebratory mood that the bartender drifts over intending to offer them a drink on the house.

When he gets close he hears one say to the other "Here's to 17 days!"

Smiling, the bartender says, "Congratulations! What's so special about 17 days?"

Eyes twinkling, one of the women explains, "Well, we've been spending our evenings working on a jigsaw puzzle! And it said 3-5 years on the box, but we finished it in only 17 days!"

There was 3 ladies on an island 1 blonde 1 brunette and a red-head. The city where they wanted to be was 20 miles away with sea between the the island and the city. The red-head swam 4 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the brunette sawm 10 miles and drowned of exhaustion, the blonde swam 15 miles, got tired, and swam back!!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead went first. 'I hate it here. It is too hot and boring. I want to go home!' 'Okay,' replied the genie. And off she went. Then the brunette went. 'I miss my family, my friends and relatives. I want to go home, too!!' And off she went. The blonde started crying and said, 'I wish my friends were back here!

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

11:22 AM - 24/8/2007 - comments {0} - post comment

More Jokes

11:20 AM - 24/8/2007 - comments {0} - post comment

Pick Up Lines

A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.

Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.

(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Coffee? Tea? Me?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!

Do you have room in your life for another friend?

Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?

Does my breath smell okay?

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

Don't you know me from somewhere?

Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"

Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.

Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!

Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?

Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

Good news, the test results are negative!

Got me? I'll do your body good.

Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag

Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.

Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.

Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)

I've seen till I gazed into your eyes

He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.

Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hi. Are you cute?

Hi. Can I domesticate you?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.

I envy your lipstick.

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I have only three months to live.

I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.

I think my medication is wearing off.

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?

If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.

If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.

If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

If you were a library book, I would check you out.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

It's always good for you to see me again.

It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]

No, but how about a kiss anyway?

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

I've been noticing you not noticing me.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?

Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"

Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?

Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name."

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!

Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?

Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.

Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart

Pull my finger.

Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.

Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

Shall we talk or continue flirting from

Smile if you want me!.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.

There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it."

Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."

Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!

What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name. (switch if female asking a male)

What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"

What's your sign?

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

When's our wedding date?

(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

Who's your daddy?

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....

Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are not a woman, you are an essence

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You look just like my mother.

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So what's one more??

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

You MUST have a nice personality.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!

You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.

Your choice this time, I'm buying."

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Your eyes have touched my soul

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

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psychology unit 2

yoo.. i love smelly elle

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Welcome to Psychology unit 2

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Welcome to Psychology 2

Tis mah myspace, its better much better!

http://www.myspace.com/beau000

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WELCOME TO PSYCHOLOGY 2

hi, im dani and this is my first entry in my fully sick blog that is mad!!!!

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SUP my name is BOB!

www.myspace.com/lexicanz

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