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17/7/2006 - Big Bad Georgie Bush

Posted in SILLY VERSE
Big bad Georgie Bush
was the one who gave Humpty-Dumpty a push
he battered my wife
he killed my poor fern
then he forced me to lie on my tax-return
he poisoned the Pope
he rigged the last poll
(he was the shooter on the grassy knoll)
he stole my milk
and my paper as well
(he caused my Auntie to go straight to hell)
he faded my jeans
made me put on this weight
(and now he's causing my friends to be late)
how can I win?
the Prez is a loon
(he advised that damn dish to run away with a spoon!)
I'm not to blame
it's so obviously
directly the fault of this presidency.]


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4/7/2006 - idiot/muse

Posted in SILLY VERSE
I used to be quite insane
I'd stand outside in the rain

I used to be quite uptight
I'd lay awake into the night


you'd think one day I'd grow a brain
but I'm pretty darn sure that I'll do it again

 

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19/6/2006 - oh god!

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I want to touch the face of god.

And then I’ll shake his hand.

And then I’ll take him out to tea!

It’ll be positively grand!

 

And if I cannot touch the face of god.

I might settle for a knee.

Or somewhere nearer to the groin?

I ’s’pose we’ll just have to see?

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