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Slikker the Gold Detective and the case of the anxious aristocrat.
Mt Britton gold field. Nth Qld. Australia.
Friday the 13th of June. 1884.
a flash looking cove.
While
Slikker washed and changed Eddie considered his reflection in a
full-length glass. His ginger mutton-chop whiskers framed a moderately
weathered face and despite the addition of a few pounds he still looked
fairly trim. Turning side-on he considered a profile. "All rather
distinguished," he muttered.
But
the old shooters jacket was starting to sag. Mrs Evans might be right;
perhaps it should be provided an honourable discharge. Where once it
had been a smart countrified covering it now showed more stain than
pattern and the leather patches on the elbows were darkening with age.
It was a pity though. The old wrap was a favourite.
When
Slikker reappeared, a towel slung about his neck and his face newly
scraped, he was a man transformed. 'Now there's a flash looking cove;'
Eddie mused. 'Sometimes the clothes do maketh the man.'
Upon
arrival he'd found Slikker looking like any other digger, wearing
thick-soled working boots and a faded crimson shirt. Dirty moleskins
cinched with a rawhide belt. His holster tied down low in the
Australian fashion with the butt of the Colt standing high. All topped
with a disreputable looking cabbage-tree hat. Yet now he appeared of a
different breed entirely.
Being
a slender five-foot-eight, with sharp chiselled features under short
jet-black hair, Slikker inhabited his white-collared rig most
admirably. One minute a common digger, the next a man of business? It
was positively uncanny.
After
slipping on a charcoal grey waistcoat and settling into Finch-Hatton's
favourite armchair Slikker began buffing his black street stalkers. All
the while Eddie continued with his covert surveillance. There was no
denying his friend now displayed that unforced and indefinable air that
most would allude to as sophistication, though Slikker would surely
laugh if accused of harbouring such a beast. Eddie cast the glass a
final sly glance before taking a seat, feeling a mite deflated.
"Mrs
Evans 'n Dr Lloyd'll have you on watercress again if you don't watch
it." Slikker had noted his mate's furrowed brow. "Any more Rotterdam
Shag in your kick? If I fill again with that chop-chop they peddle in
the Royal Mail I swear I'll choke."

The Royal Mail.
Setting
aside the buffing rag Slikker dug out his pipe and ream and accepted
Eddie's dip. "You know we could always get that new tailor on Carlyle
to have a bash at your coat mate. You do seem awful attached to the
damn thing, though heaven knows why?"
Eddie was startled. "Are all my thoughts tattooed on my forehead?"
"Well
you been pickin' at the cuffs and smoothin' and palaverin' with the
patches ever since I walked in, you're obviously frettin' about losin'
the thing to the forces of cleanliness, read Mrs Evans."
Eddie
rapidly shifted his hand from its idle play with a stained cuff. "So
did you find out anything of interest then? Whilst gadding about with
the locals."
"If
you rough the leather with a wire brush, then rub a little dubbin into
'em, those patches might come up a tad. But I don't know about tweed?
It certainly don't like to lose a stain does it? As for the case at
hand? As I forecast, nothing noteworthy."
"I do apologize for being so damnably enthusiastic old friend."
Slikker
felt suitably admonished. "I'm sorry Eddie, didn't mean to cut you
dead. It's just I'm all hung up. Have been f'r a coupla days." Slikker
flashed a guilty grin before setting flame to his bowl. After puffing
up a fragrant blue fug he settled back into the haze. "But that's no
excuse for curt an' ignorant is it? I just gotta bad habit of taking
you for granted mate. An' while it ain't right, there she is."
Eddie
puffed up his own blue fug and grinned back. Poor old Slikker - so
addicted to introspection that a genuine apology could become a
dangerous barb. Searching for a distraction he recalled a confounded
investigation . "Perhaps you might aid me in another matter then. What
is it about Mt Britton that's so different? To look at I mean. All over
my morning cuppa I was fair puzzling away. And though I turned her
upside down and gave her a good shake, it was to no avail. So what is
it?"

The Mt Britten township flat circa 1884.
Slikker
was secretly impressed that Eddie had noticed something other than the
damned birds and bees. It should be encouraged. However the difference
between Mt Britton and the majority of the other central coast gold
towns was so glaringly obvious he found it difficult to frame a
suitably obtuse question. "Think back on all the camps we've crossed
and reckon on the buildings, mate."
"There was just one construction with an iron roof! All the rest was bark. By the by, why do they heat the bark?"
Slikker
shook his head. Eddie had certainly had been right deep in a quizzical.
Usually he only noticed building's when they were in the way. "They
heat the bark to straighten the sheets or to fashion capping pieces,
but you're way off the track, think about wherethe buildings are."
"Ahh!"
Eddie understood. It had been staring him in the face. "No
higgledy-piggle!" Most mining encampments were a mass of small shabby
buildings, hanging one off the other, miners being ever wary of
surrendering any possibly valuable topsoil. "But that simply begs the
question."
"Well here it's
a tad different. No payable wash has ever been found below the bottom
of Nuggetty Gully or east of Bread'n Butter. So since there ain't no
colour on the flat, the warden declared the whole to be a township.
Even got a surveyor in to lay out nice regular building blocks, before
trying ta to sell 'em off quick smart to all comers." Slikker shook his
head.
Eddie was confused
at his friend's disapproval. It seemed only right and proper to lay out
a township before you commenced to build one. "Surely it can only be a
good thing, old bean. The guiding hand of civil administration, order
from chaos and all that."
"But
it don't happen that way! The first comers won't stomach it, and if
she's a boomer, the men of means'll come in and do whatever they want
anyway. The reason most of the shacks are off in the sticks, like this
one, is cause there ain't no obligation on a digger to set up anywhere
he don't want. Asking a digger to buy his own campsite is coming it a
bit raw. Runs entirely agin the natural order."
Eddie
considered the well-spaced constructions set out on the flat and
realised that even these were erected with an eye to moving on. And
where a store holder or a merchant might purchase a building block as
an investment, most diggers would regard it a waste of money. Even
Harold, who could certainly afford to purchase a building block, had
opted for this palace in the scrub.
They'd
skirted the topic for too long. Eddie decided it was time to bell the
cat. "Y'know old chap, to mere mortals like myself and Harold, though
he'd probably flinch at being labelled a mere mortal, the disappearance
of half the yield of a mine in suspicious circumstances might be
considered noteworthy. But you do appear pretty damned smug."
Slikker
grinned and tapped the side of his nose with a finger. "No worries in
diagnosing the disease mate. The trick is to find a cure that won't
kill the bloody patient. Still I reckon I got her licked. I've sorted a
plan, an' while I can't say as I like it, it's the only cure that's
apparent. Now here's what I reckon we'll do..."
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That
Harold Finch-Hatton Esq. was accustomed to a life of luxury was made
obvious in the nature of his 'shack'. Twelve feet wide, twenty-four
long, with walls made from huge slabs of timber adzed smooth and
caulked with mud.
The
floor was tongue and groove pine over which throw rugs were scattered.
One long wall was crowded with shelves hosting those hundred and one
items best kept handy. His massive desk boasted pigeonholes crammed
with accounts, bills, and writing materials. By the side of an
eleven-inch Grandfather was a large, though meagrely stocked, bookcase.
A far corner, screened-off with calico, provided two small bedrooms,
whilst the opposite end of the huge room was given over to a fireplace
so large you might walk right in and sit on the hearth. In front of the
fireplace a card table, two armchairs, and a drinks cabinet, described
a living-room of sorts.
Harold,
the son of Lord Finch-Hatton, was in the colonies at the insistence of
an imperious father. The Lord believing a stint in one of the rougher
colonies was just the tonic to give his heir some backbone. Young
Harold had travelled extensively before purchasing Mt Spencer station,
a cattle holding on the frontier behind Mackay, then some months later
gold was discovered on a neighbouring run.
Heenan
of Homevale Station had been playing with a golden wedding band when an
aboriginal guide indicated he knew where a "big mob o' that fella sit
down." So Heenan was unexpectedly introduced to a creekbed littered
with gold.
Heenan was
a stockman, not a miner, and so had little conception of the
significance of the find. Tossing aside any nugget considered too
small, he soon filled a pint-pot billy and all his pockets with gold.
After returning to the station-house he embarked on a drunken
celebration.
The metal
picked up on that first visit was almost all Heenan would ever gather
from Nuggetty Gully. Even as he slept the rush was begun. Three ringers
left to investigate the creekbed before it was quite light, followed in
very short order by every other employee. Even the station manager
marked out a claim.

A rough camp on Mt Britten.
Two weeks later this dry gully on the western foothills of the Clarke Range hosted
a mining camp with a hundred men cradling wash in the gully. Ten weeks
later a thousand men were stripping the topsoil from any likely looking
patch.
Not long after the
first nugget was lifted the young Lordling arrived. Finch-Hatton had
come to assess the financial opportunities represented by a gold field
being so close at hand. Yet upon arrival Harold realised that it was
not just in supplying beef to the field that money might be made. It
seemed madness that these many men were working so hard, sieving the
dirt in the gullies, whilst no one was searching the ridges for the
font of this wealth. After all, must it not be more profitable to mine
the source rather than scrape up the tiny flakes worn away with the
rock?
Harold knew that
hereabouts, wherever you encounter alluvial treasure, there are nearby
quartz veins. So after arranging to have a cabin constructed near the
head of Nuggetty Gully the Lordling began scouring the hills. Soon he
found and christened the Little Wanderer Reef.
No
more than six inches wide the Little Wanderer, as its name suggests,
winds a tortuous path up a steep hillside. Yet the quartz on its
surface proved rich in gold and a trial shaft indicated it fell
honestly into the rock. Harold was quick to stake out and register a
reefing claim, build a millhouse, and erect a quartz stamper. Then he
set about exploiting the find in a regular fashion.
Within
weeks another lode was discovered and Finch-Hatton purchased the
Erratic Star at once. It was a gamble but he needed to secure a
reliable supply of ore for the mill. The two mines were thereafter
worked in unison and the first paddock of stone put through the mill
payed handsome dividends. Almost five ounces of gold to the ton. 870
ounces in all. The future of the endeavour appeared secure. Both the
mines and mill would be a success. The young Lordling triumphant.
Then
the yield fell away. The gold still appeared as heavily in the quartz,
the general assay remaining much the same, yet a second paddock
produced only two-thirds the gold per ton. Then a third was even more
meagre. Less and yet lesser?
Finch-Hatton
was worried after the second crush and frantic following the third. It
cost 55 pounds a week to run the mining operation and a further 30
shillings per ton to process the ore and service the capital. At 2
ounces to the ton he was going backwards. But why?
Paying
careful attention to detail he inspected every aspect of the operation.
After the second crushing he'd stepped up security. Sitting next to the
amalgamating tables during the course of the crush with a loaded pistol
by his side. Sleeping overnight in a locked mill. Even hiring two
private hands to act as his eyes and ears in all other parts of the
concern. Yet when the gold from the third crushing had still been
miserly he discounted the original diagnosis - loss due to theft - and
begun casting about for another explanation.
Finch-Hatton
tested the ore for sulphuretted compounds that might be cheating the
mercury of its prize. Yet every test denied the existence of mundic. He
did an endless series of fine assays in case the plates were failing to
pick up the metal, yet the tailings matched those of the first
crushing. The gold was most certainly gone!
The
water feeding the mine was tested to see if it might be too alkali or
acid, circumstances his books told him to avoid. The mill was
disassembled, checked, reconstituted and tuned. But following weeks of
fruitless endeavour he was forced to admit he was no closer to finding
out why his enterprise was failing. Still he had one more card to play.
When last in Mackay, a place he considered a hotbed of radicalism at least as disreputable as Sodom,
he'd stayed the night at Eddie Cunningham's digs. A big sprawling
residence going by the name 'the Mateship' set in grounds near the
outskirts of town. Harold knew Eddie to be made of the right stuff,
being ex-military and a good old boy of Empire, and Eddie shared digs
with Slikker the gold detective!
On
how a straight old file like Cunningham had come to take up with such
an odd companion Harold didn't care to speculate. But there he was,
just the right chappie, in just the right place.
Stories
about the gold detective were legion but how much was true, and how
much fable, was unknown and unknowable, yet there must be some truth
underlying the broo-ha-ha. And this was a perfect chance to put the
fellow to the test. At best he would find where the gold was going, at
worst this Slikker chappie would be shown up for a charlatan. So Harold
Finch-Hatton had sent Eddie Cunningham a long letter explaining his
predicament, in an open and uncharacteristically candid manner.
Allucial mining.
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The
sound of the Sabbath Calm stamper grew steadily louder as Slikker and
Eddie paced the path from Finch-Hatton's shack to his mill. Upon
breasting the bank of the creek, with the millhouse directly in front,
the noise stifled all conversation. Yet even as they made to enter the
howl stepped down a pitch.
Slikker
lifted a hand indicating they should pause. Again the rhythm changed.
There were now gaps in what had been a solid curtain of reverberation.
Soon all to be heard was the whirr of a steam engine and the sound of
pulleys slipping loose against drive belts. Then the engine also fell
silent, a huge extended sigh signalling the release of the boiler
pressure. An hour earlier they'd located one of the goldfield urchins
and promised an unexpected windfall if he'd run a message down to the
mill, the note must have hit it's mark.
"They've hung the stamps right on time" Slikker was peering approvingly at his fob watch.
They paused a further moment upon the verge to allow their eyes to admit the transition from bright midday to
relative gloom. Harold Finch-Hatton was sitting on a straight-backed
chair near the fall of the amalgamating tables, with a folding table
set up by his side. The Lordling was talking to the only other occupant
of the millhouse, a chubby fellow with a huge mane of dark hair and a
full-face beard. Yet as Slikker and Eddie made to enter the Mill this
animated discussion came to an abrupt end and the employee turned and
stalked off, disappearing through a distant door.
Slikker
had never met Finch-Hatton, he'd been away on business when the
aristocrat had stayed over, and his evenings on the gold field had been
spent fraternising at the other end of the social scale. So upon
sighting the subject of so many inquiries, Slikker inspected him
closely, fitting the beastie on hand with the circulated description.
The
embryonic Lord was immaculately clad in clothes of much the same
flavour as those favoured by Eddie, but of undeniably greater
refinement and flourish. Six foot, thirty-something, blond and slim. Tweed waistcoat
and rolled up shirtsleeves. A broad studied smile flashing a welcome as
soon as Eddie coughed to signal their approach. It was a politician's
smile, somewhat less than skin deep.
"Ah,
Eddie! Hmmm. I was looking to see you about now, and here you are.
Welcome to the Sabbath Calm Mill. Come in! Hmmm. Come in! And this must
be the famous Mr Slikker. My duties to you and yours, sir. Might I say
I am most grateful for you to be concerning yourself with my small
difficulties. So much outside the, hmmm, how might I put this, hmmm,
the scope of your usual activities, hmmm."
He
was Eddie's friend so he was the one who would bear the brunt of the
small talk that seemed to preface every gentlemanly meeting of
Englishmen. At times Slikker wondered how the English had ever been
able to find time for warfare and the building of Empire, what with
their insatiable need for small talk. Still the interlude provided a
few moments more in which he might inspect the fellow, every new
discovery reinforcing his initial impression. Finch-Hatton was under
pressure.
Red-rimmed eyes
and a faint whiff of spirits, of a Scottish rather than industrial
origin, were immediately apparent. Then there was an initial slight
quaver in the voice and a grip, upon shaking hands, that was damp with
perspiration. The many small items laid out by his side were arranged
with undue care, two well-tended fingernails were recently nibbled, and
a smear of jam upon one cuff appeared to run counter to generally prim
habits. Yet the Lordling was still such a product of his class that the
formalities were strictly observed, and they endured a full five
minutes of small talk before approaching the point of the meeting.
Slikker entertained a brief daydream featuring the battle of Waterloo. 'My
Lord Wellington, a grand day isn't it? I trust I find you and yours
well? Yes indeed sir, it might come on to rain. Oh yes sir, I would so
like a cigar. Oh very jolly indeed, and how is your lovely lady? Oh I
almost forgot sir; apparently the French are attacking...' How did they ever win? At last Harold came to the point.
"So
you want to spend the whole of the afternoon tearing my mill apart Mr
Slikker? Hmmm? You say you know where the fault lies? Hmmm? God knows
I've been over it a hundred times. The gold is in the
rock, but we're losing such a whack between the mine and the retort!
But then you know all this - you've studied my letter, hmm?" Slikker
inclined his head. "Capital! Good man! I asked Eddie to pass on the
missive so you might see how uncommon thorough I've been. It is mechanical then, hmmm? Thought as much! Thought as much!"
Slikker
summoned as reassuring a tone as he could muster. "I have my engineers
report in hand, and by following his rather exacting instructions as to
a change of procedure, as well as, err, by tinkering with various
appliances, we should be able to set this thing to rights. But as I
indicated in me note, I'll need to speak to all of the mine and mill
employees in private to, err, assist in rectifying things."
The
gold detective looked up to gauge the Lordling's reaction. Finch-Hatton
must believe this fairy story, the whole strategy hung on that one
hook. But it was instantly apparent his fears were misplaced. Whilst in
his own ears the yarn had sounded fumbling and patently false, the
aristocrat appeared overjoyed.

Working on a prospectors claim in Nuggetty Gully.
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Now
the stamps were hung every person in the township knew something was
afoot. The Sabbath Calm Mill had stopped. On a Friday! The whole field
was aflame with rumour.
The
time for moving on will eventually arrive for every resident of a
goldfield so those with a fatalistic bent are always won't to see any
irregularity, however small, as an omen portending the end of a field.
And whilst the doomsayers are only rarely right, they're always
listened to.
As indicated by this particular stampers name, the only time a quartz mill stops crushing stone is from midnight on Saturday, until midnight on
Sunday. The Sabbath. When all good mill men clear the take from the
previous week, re-coat the tables, and re-bed the coffer. Sunday, when
virtuous amalgamators load their retorts and deliver unto their
employers the golden harvest of the week. When a mill stops on a
Friday, especially such a Friday as this, it can only bode ill.
"Friday
the thirteenth it is," intoned the prophets, "and the Mill has bust,
its vitals broke, and we're all to be moving on. Friday the thirteenth
it is and the mill is bust!" It was a dire prediction setting almost
every heart a-flutter.
Such
was the talk of the town as the mill and mine employees idled away an
unexpectedly long lunch and pondered their fate. They'd been told to
report to the millhouse at twelve-thirty sharp. Whilst also being
informed, via the multitude of whispering chains by which a diggings is
knit together, that there was dangerous wickedness afoot.
oil upon the waters
Eddie
gentled the worried owner out the door to await their report in his
palatial shack, then he and Slikker took a seat by the side of the card
table. They didn't have long to wait. At the appointed time the
employees began to arrive.
First
to appear were Finch-Hatton's private hands, Mr Gregg and Mr Brown.
Slikker knew them already. Upon arriving on the field he'd immediately
sought them out to discuss their predicably slight knowledge of the
enterprise.
"Over here
gents." Slikker beckoned to the poker-faced guards, for guards they
were, whatever euphemism Finch-Hatton might wish to use. They
approached cautiously. This transmogrification of a skinny digger into
an assured gentleman confusing their normally deadpan expressions, but
only slightly, an expressionless mask being one of the tools of their
trade.
"I apologise for
misleadin' you the other day gents. But I'm engaged in some rather
delicate enquires on behalf of your employer in which such deceptions
are a regrettable necessity. Of course you've met Eddie." Slikker was
relieved these two had appeared first - being the ears and eyes of
Finch-Hatton they must be removed.
"I'll
be interviewing staff during the afternoon, in an effort to find and
rectify some faults in the mill. Works that will, I have no doubt,
alleviate many of the difficulties being currently experienced."
Slikker raised his voice so it might be heard by the other staff
shuffling in through the far doorway.
"And
as these discussions will be entirely of a technical nature, and so
outside the area of your expertise, I reckon your services are best
utilised in protecting the mine from disturbance while we're sortin'
things out. Thank you." The guards departed without question. Both were
secretly glad to be outside of the gloomy mill and walking up a dray
cart, in the fresh air.
The
hoard of knowledge held by the populace of a gold field, often
derisively referred to as gossip, is an impressive resource when tapped
by someone who knows how to coax it from the public lips. This public
assessment is rarely incorrect or misleading. Somehow a distillation of
every known aspect of an individual is automatically performed by the
collective, with every eye and ear in the township being a part of the
matrix. Slikker peered across at the staff. He knew most to speak to
and all by reputation.
Will
Ryder, the general millhand, had been first in the door. A tall mousy
fellow in his early twenties, missing two fingers from his right hand.
The millhand had a reputation for liking rum and it was obvious he'd
been engaged in conversation with this companion during the break.
Rumour reported that this son of a miner was far smarter than he liked
to appear, being a chess player and reader who liked to watch the stars.
Next
were Ernst and Harry, the ore feeders. Working twelve-hour shifts
shovelling 120 tons of spalled ore a week, nourishing the mill. It was
the most repetitive of jobs but one that must be done carefully if the
stamps were not to choke on too heavy a load, or smash themselves to
pieces for want of a cushion. Both chaps had a reputation for being
somewhat dim, that most perfect of qualifications for a shoveler,
however, in Ernst this was coupled with a lack of anything but
rudimentary English and a history of being accident-prone.
Jessie
Ford, the Amalgamator, was a slight forty-year-old American who dressed
to match his demeanour, looking more like a clerk than a mineworker.
His wire framed spectacles, neat white moustache, and shock of white
tousled hair, provided the air of a harmless grandpa. Jessie looked
like he wouldn't hurt a fly, or at least not until after extensive
consultation and a prior administration of chloroform. Whilst he was
known to be educated, little else was inscribed in the gossip besides a
general affirmation that he was good at his job. But by all reports he
was almost devoid of personality. Just a working sketch of a man.
Then
came Jeff Stunsey, another American, the same heavyset fellow who had
departed last for lunch. Where Jessie might be a working sketch,
Stunsey was the full oil painting. As underground boss and works
foreman Stunsey was reputed to posses a foul temper that was easily
aroused, and was known for lashing out with his fists at the faintest
slander or imagined slight.
Stunsey
arrived alongside Grice, Patrick, Terry, and Leacocke, underground
hands working the thin adits of the Erratic Star and Little Wanderer.
Grice was a reputed to be a part-time poddy-dodger whilst Patrick had
been a guest of the Government for two years following an indiscretion
revolving around a stolen horse and saddle. Terry and Leacocke were
both blow-ins from New Zealand.
The
last to arrive was Alfred Copse, the winding and topman, who took up a
lean on the doorjamb. Another employee with a love of the tipple he was
described by all as the possessor of a nervous disposition, given to
going on benders of several days duration. But as his work between
benders was considered excellent, the management tolerated an
occasional absence for a few days at a time.
As
soon as the employees were all present Eddie stood and addressed the
gathering. "Gentlemen. Your attention please. You know me as a friend
of your employer and have seen me kicking around these last days. But
that's only half the story."
While
Eddie was talking, Slikker ambled casually behind the group of
employees to take up a lean on the wall near the doorway, causing a
jittery Alfred to edge away from the entrance.
"Some
of you may have met my friend. He's been engaged in some confidential
enquires on your employers behalf. His name is Mr Slikker."
At this there was instant consternation. Every miner in Queensland knew of Slikker the gold detective! Most spun about to locate the detective.
"He... he said his name was John when I met him." Alfred's face was devoid of colour.
"Said the same to me," growled Stunsey, who'd curled his hands into fists that he tapped on his thighs.
"And me," chimed in Will Ryder, a constricted throat making his voice sound high and thin.
"Don't
know what you reckon you're up too, but I won't have none of it. An'
neither will me men." Stunsey was working himself into a high emotional
state. His fists were tapping ever faster and he was beginning to flush
and perspire.
Yet despite
the millhouse being suddenly full of a tense expectation of violence
Slikker and Eddie retained an expression of calm indifference. The
workers were all waiting to take their cue from Stunsey.
"I
won't be dry-gulched by some bloke what lies about his name! I'm off -
and the rest'll be following." At this the foreman made to walk past
Slikker and out the door.
He
managed only two paces before the sound of a gunshot, made enormous by
the confines of the mill, caused him to freeze. "You will stay right
there if you value your life, Mr Stunsey." Eddie used his best parade
ground bellow.
The workers
all turned to face Eddie. The gent by the table was no longer an
amiable friend of their employer, but rather a stern and dangerous
looking chap holding a Colt revolver. A chap who obviously could, and
had, used the weapon before. One passing glance was enough to convince
Stunsey it was best he stay where he was.
Now
Eddie had so successfully claimed their attention, Slikker pulled the
nearby door closed, shot the bolt and clasped the padlock, then walked
the length of the mill to close and padlock the only other entrance. As
soon as he'd regained his position by Eddie's side, Slikker spoke
directly to the workers for the first time. "Please don't be alarmed
gents. I'm lockin' up for your own protection. To keep the conversation
we're about to have a mite private. Now! Will you all be seated?"
Eddie
gestured with the revolver and, as one, the workers dropped to the
floor. Slikker eyed the gathering. These people must trust him. For
their own sakes. But first he had to rattle their cage. "Thanks for
your cooperation. I have gathered you together to offer you a choice
that is no choice at all. You can either join the little conspiracy I'm
about to propose, or I'll see every man-jack of you lodged in that new
cellblock down on the flat before this day is out."
The
gold detective watched his audience carefully. As the import of his
words sank in some of the workers tried to surreptitiously peek at
their neighbours. "Yes, I did say every one.
You're all at it. I've never met the like. You're a pack of bloody
thieves." This had to be done fast, while they were still reeling. So
Slikker attacked the weakest link. "You Alfred! You've sold fourteen
ounces of gold in the past three months, and it all came from this
mine."
Yet Slikker
was unprepared for the instant reaction his opening salvo provoked. It
threatened to upset all their carefully weighed plans. Alfred Copse
began crawling backwards on all fours, almost hysterical in his need to
place a distance between himself and the man he was damning in a high
shrill voice. "No! No! It wasn't me. I had to do it. He made me do it.
Said it was all right. Stunsey made me do it. Said it was all right! It
was Stunsey..."
Another
gunshot silenced Alfred and stilled the room. Eddie was again holding
the Colt high. A heartbeat later Stunsey, who'd been on the verge of
throwing himself on the terrified Alfred, growled out a threat that
filled the moment. "You're a corpse if you say more Copse. A dead man!"
Slikker
realised it had been a mistake to start talking about individuals so
soon. So he returned to the general accusation, beginning to pace as he
spoke. "Don't panic Alfred. It's not just you and Stunsey that are
stripping the plates. Every bloody employee in this shed should be
locked up. As I said gents - you're all a pack of thieves.
These
last words were enunciated slowly and clearly, and this time the hook
bit. The realisation dawned upon even the dimmest of the gathered
workers; it was not just a personal shame. The wondering glances being
cast about were now softened by a degree of perverted relief. Everyone?
"Alfred
here is only taking backslide from Stunsey, Leacocke, Grice, Patrick,
and any other casual hand who might wanna swipe a slice when he turns
his head."
The underground
hands looked angry and confused, unsure of how to play the game.
Slikker had already decided to largely bypass Stunsey and the
underground hands, he'd divined that most of Stunsey's bluster was born
of guilt rather than criminality and any physical confrontation would
be counter-productive. In fact, for all his verve and fury, the
underground boss was amongst the least of the mines problems. Under a
firm hand he might even prove a good man. And the underground hands
could hardly be blamed - when their boss had buckled they'd just leapt
on a bandwagon. No, the source of this infection was in the millhouse.
"Will
Ryder. You've been careful to keep your new telescopic glass well out
of sight, haven't you? And so you should with an item costing eleven
pound four an' six. A veritable bloody fortune!" The millhand didn't
answer, there was no need, his downcast eyes and reddening features
were enough.
"Christ! Even
the shovellers in this establishment are sittin' on a small fortune."
Ernst and Harry peered at the detective, displaying more surprise than
fear. How could he possibly know?
"That
small mound of pyrites heaped outside your shack says it all. You two
must be up half the night dollying out your day's thievery. How either
of you manage to put in a reasonable shift is beyond me?" Slikker shook
his head, it was a genuinely sorry sight, two fellows too greedy or
stupid to throw out a tiny pile of pyrites worth a fraction of the gold
they'd already stolen.
But
Jessie Ford was an entirely different kettle of fish. Upon noting that
the amalgamator was still playing it poker faced a surge of near fury
boiled up within Slikker. Damn the man! Damn him to hell! Yet he was a
coward - it was there in his eyes. He'd snap like a twig when placed
under pressure, so he applied some. "You are a sore disappointment, Mr
Ford. A student of Holliman no less. As good an amalgamator as was ever
bred. So where did you go wrong? Your teacher was as honest as a sweet spring day. But I know you're thieving! I know it for a fact."
When
it comes to proof, closely netted inference is never as satisfactory as
a pile of tossed pyrites, but at times it's all there is. Even with the
thievery undertaken by all the others, it would require the amalgamator
to be pocketing at least three ounces a week, maybe seven ounces of
amalgam, for the deficit to be as great as it appeared. Under the stern
gaze of his accuser the amalgamator's composure soon crumbled. Jessie
Ford began shivering and casting his panic filled eyes about the room.
Slikker
was filled with disgust and had the taste of bile in his mouth - at
least the spineless cur might take it on the chin. He was still
searching for an out! "You probably have a hollow proddy stick for the
amalgam pot? Or maybe two or three, eh? An' I'd lay a penny to a peapod
that the only copper sheeting going into that revival drum is clean
off-cut. Ain't that so?"
When
Jessie nodded his lowered head Slikker was barely able to contain the
revulsion. All the old tricks! He had to struggle manfully to settle
his emotions. Poor Holliman. How dare this piece of spineless blubber
disgrace such a name?
Yet
only half the battle was won. Now was the moment. They must be turned
from guilty parties into co-conspirators for the dodge to work. When
offered a way out, it must appear the only course open. Yet it was
grubby and distasteful work and Slikker felt belittled. It was far too
close to countenancing theft. Nevertheless, he'd been employed to fix a
problem, not embarrass an owner and destroy a mine. So he sucked in
some fresh air, swallowed his pride, and continued.
"So
people. As you can see. I'm in a spot. If I shop one. I have to shop
the lot. And where will the mine be then, eh? Without a single bloody
employee is where. And probably bankrupt! I can't let you bastards do
that to a friend. Hear me! I won't let you bastards do that. How dare
you try and destroy an honest man! How dare you!"
Realising
he was getting overheated Slikker stalked up and down a few laps
without speaking. Soon he took another deep breath. "But I am forced,
by circumstances, and against my better judgement, to provide an
alternative."
It worked a
treat. The huddled employees, all facing sure ruin, had a flicker of
hope kindle in their eyes. Only Stunsey still radiated a tense and
unabashed anger.
"If you
do exactly as I say, then we'll even forget the gold you've stolen to
date." This last statement almost glued Slikker's throat and he didn't
hide his disgust.
"But
this agreement will never be mentioned outside of this mill. If I hear
that word has leaked out about these sorry events I will make it my
business to make sure everyone on this field knows the truth, and the
names of everyone involved."
The
workers shuddered; this was no idle threat. To be publicly branded a
gold thief on one field meant being expelled from them all. It was a
tag that could not be shaken. Murder might be condoned in some
circumstances, horse theft and poddy dodging as well, after all, every
man must eat. But to be a gold thief was to be a cancerous growth that
must be cut out. This opinion was shared by all honest diggers.
"From
now on you will be model employees. This will be a model mine. Each of
you will be charged with keeping the other honest. I will leave my
address with Mr Mills at the Post Office so that even if you don't wish
to tackle the employee you suspect..." Slikker was staring directly at
Jessie's drooping head, "...you can still write me a note and let me
know. But I will know anyway. As the assay of the ore will now predict
the yield. Won't it gentlemen?"
A
feeble chorus of assent let Slikker know he'd won the day. "I don't
believe I heard you gentlemen. Do you agree to my proposition?" This
time the combined voice of the workers was much louder.
Stunsey
was incredulous that he'd been bypassed, but also relieved. He'd caught
sight of the baleful glare that had been levelled on Jessie and didn't
want any part of it. Mr Slikker's eyes seemed to focus a dangerous
intensity and were best avoided.
"Further,
if you value your reputation, you will all stay on at this mine until
the end of the next crushing. Say... three months? If any of you wish
to leave earlier, you will write and ask for my approval. Do you
agree?" This time their agreement was loud and unanimous. Even Stunsey
nodded enthusiastically.
"We
will now set the scene for a turnaround. You will spend the next five
hours helping Jessie pull this stamper to bits. To revitalise her. And
when asked by your employer you will all agree that the gold loss was
due to oil upon the water."
Slikker cast a dour warning glance across the group of wayward workers.
"A
fine, thin, eucalyptus oil, that was almost invisible, yet was still
carrying the fine gold away - but hear me gentlemen! This oil is now a
thing of the past. From here on in the water in this mill will be as
sweet as gods-own tears."

Entitled "Duffered Out" this picture taken near the end of the rush was used in a beer advertisement
capabar
The Mateship. Some weeks later...
Slikker
and Eddie love a full English breakfast with all the trimmings. Both
are inordinately fond of a well-presented muffin and a kippered herring
or six, and no private house in Mackay, or perhaps in all North Queensland, lays as grand a spread for breakfast as they do at The Mateship.
Most
mornings it's well worth struggling against a hangover to get to the
table but today Eddie was beginning to have second thoughts. Friday was
mail day and his post had amounted to a meagre pile of disappointment.
An invoice, an unsought and unwanted invitation to dine, and a reminder
that he could purchase ANY QUANTITY of QUALITY STOCKFEED from Bagley's
upon River. Feigning indifference Eddie sipped his tea and watched as
his much brighter housemate sorted his twenty or so letters, pamphlets,
newsletters, and packages, into some semblance of order, before
methodically opening and considering each.
Eddie
often joked that there must be at least one or two Post Office clerks
who owed their pensions entirely to Slikker, considering the often
staggering quantity of his weekly plunder. But today his post had been
meagre and Slikker's ridiculously munificent, and despite his less than
best efforts it rankled. Eddie could feel a sullen gloom overtaking his
morning even as he reasoned it was ridiculous - he was behaving like a
schoolboy.
Slikker looked
up and divined Eddie's struggle with an infuriating accuracy. "You know
mate, you gotta write a letter or two if you want someone to write
back. It's a causal relationship. I'll explain it in detail if you
want."
"I do hope the vultures are less than gentle with your mangled remains Slikker."
"And who's a touchy boy then? But just imagine what Dibbsy feels like, eh?"
Captain
Dibbs had been the focus of the farewell bash Eddie had attended.
Misery loves a companion, preferably one even more miserable, so
Eddie's gloom lifted a mite at the mental picture of Dibbsy being
tossed about in a lighter as it made its made its way out to Flat Top Island to meet the southbound packet.
Slikker
glanced at the eleven-inch grandfather and corrected his fob. "It's a
fairly low tide and they should be making the bar just about now.
Where's the wind? Sou-east? So she'll be a rough little passage.
Remember my first run at the bar? Let's hope the lighter has a better
captain."
Eddie chuckled
and regretted it instantly, his head pounding, but it was an
uncontrollable reaction. Slikker's skiff had flipped, ejecting him
abruptly, and the detective's air of sodden indignation as he'd dragged
himself up and onto Eddie's craft was hard etched in the memory.
"You're
a nasty cruel man Slikker. It's widely remarked upon. I'm sure Dibbsy
will scrub up fine. After all he's a military man, so he's used to
suffering." Eddie felt a sympathetic lie was in order. A comrade in
arms and all that.
Slikker
worked his way through his post, all the while sipping tea, munching
toast, and seriously considering a second sausage. Most of the
envelopes contained only short notes, as his aversion to verbosity in
prose was well known. A long-winded letter, however great its literary
merit, might be returned with an abrupt note requesting a synopsis. And
although this practice tended to weed any with a temperamental bent
from his Christmas card list, Slikker didn't mind one jot. As he
habitually reminded his friends, his was a quest for information, and
clarification, not obfuscation and chitchat, volumes of the latter were
abundantly available abreast any crowded bar.
As
usual the post proved a treasure trove of trivia. A note from Pearson
at the Towers to the effect that an underground hand that had been long
sought had at last been located, and the message passed on. Seven index
cards from the Geological Survey containing a mixed bag of assay
results. A description of the comings and goings at the Star Hotel on
the Yatton that might, or might not, be of relevance in an ongoing
inquiry. A thank-you note from Sir John promising, as per information
received, that arrests would be made. Then an item of wider interest.
"Remember Mr Addler of the Ravenswood Smelter Eddie? We had lunch with
him."
Eddie looked up.
Slikker was inspecting a note penned on a scrap of wrapping paper. "I
think so? Tall thin chappie with a funny skipping sort of walk. Like he
had a cork in it."
"The
very bloke. Done for weaselling the load. Caught with almost a full
charge scraped into those sheds by the rail." Slikker waved the note.
"But didn't you say that was the done thing? You said the spillage was... what was that funny word you used?"
"Capabar."
"That's
the one," Eddie could vividly remember the siding nearby the smelter,
all wreathed in sulphurous fumes, and Slikker's comment about the ore
lying upon the rails. "You said the spillage was capabar, and when I
asked, you said..."
"That
capabar is the little bits that don't make it into stockpile, which all
miners reckon is their's by right. The theory being that if it falls
off a cart it's suddenly and magically free for the taking. But just
'cause it happens don't make it legal. It's just a tradition. Most
works and mines put up with a little bit of capabar, but a full charge
is stokin' it a bit rich! D'you know how many rail trucks make up a
charge?" Slikker instantly began calculating in pencil upon the
tablecloth. Mrs Evans would not be pleased. "I make it at least
fourteen full trucks!"
They both shook their heads in justifiable amazement. Almost an entire trainload of ore! It was weaselling on a mammoth scale.
Eddie
had to know more. Such a large-scale enterprise. "But how could they
ever hope to hide it? I mean, smelting it. Okay, I can see that through
some scrupulous thievery they might manage, say once a year, to scrape
together a charge, but how could they smelt the ore without everyone
finding out? Surely it'd be madness. They'd have to be caught!"
Slikker
sat back and chuckled at his mate's unfailing innocence. Even when
hung-over and so legitimately able to claim the sourest of sceptical
moods, Eddie still managed to be genuinely surprised that some people
might not stick to the rules. "Think of it this way mate. You're a
smelter manager. Every day for weeks you've been proving out smelt in
four small kilns, with the two big ones charged and drawing all the
while. But we're at the end of the contract. The clients reps have
departed happy. There's a few tons of lime left over. How hard d'you
reckon it'd be to flux a final charge or two on the Saturday? Four men
and one long shift'd do it. And fifteen pigs of sulphide copper will
pay for a lot of silence, with plenty left over for profit."
"But
they got caught! The constipated Mr Addler is for the high jump!" Eddie
looked righteously smug whilst pointing out this obvious flaw in his
friends reasoning, and Slikker felt genuinely sorry that he had to dint
Eddie's sense of justice - but it had to be said.
"This time
Eddie. He got caught this time. And only due to a falling out between
thieves. And he's only dismissed. The works would hardly want to see
anything criminal come of it, way too embarrassing. Pour me another,
eh?"
Eddie played mother before picking up and casually perusing one of Slikker's newsletters. G.S.Q. publication No 27: On the Geology & Mineral Deposits of the country in the vicinity of Clermont (with geological map & plate of sections).
It was hardly riveting reading and Eddie was glad to be distracted when
Slikker made to cut the twine on the last, and largest, of his packages.
"It's from Finch-Hatton mate. Going by the mark it was posted the week after we left."
Inside
was a cigar box, a leather bound book, and a letter. Slikker scanned
the letter and absently passed the volume across to Eddie. It was a
proof of the book Harold had been slaving over for the last months.
Opening to the title page, Eddie approvingly inspected the type. Advance Australia: an account of eight years work, wandering, & amusement, in Queensland, New South Wales, & Victoria, by Harold Finch-Hatton Esq.
"A
few tokens in appreciation of services rendered." Slikker quoted from
the letter. The cigar box contained five gold coins. Old gold coins.
Probably reproductions. "Very kind of him and well said."
It
seemed to Eddie that Slikker's recent negative assessment of the
Lordling was undergoing a revision and he was anxious to influence the
result. "Just like Hatters! He's an awful grand sort Slikker. He really
is. So what else does he say?"
Slikker
toyed with the coins idly. They were funny things with weird
inscriptions. Maybe Greek? "Just general banter about the mine. It
seems our work on the mill has done instant wonders for his yield.
Reckons he's getting even better production levels than the last
estimate predicted."
Slikker
passed the note to Eddie who didn't read it, but rather fixed his
friend with a look full of guarded affection. The case had been
undertaken as a personal favour, and Eddie knew Slikker had been forced
to compromise, and he was not a man well suited to the practice.
"I
don't know if I took the time to properly thank you for being so gentle
with old Hatter's. It would have broken his spirit if he'd discovered
he was being taken for a fool. He's a pompous old soul but his heart's
in the right place."
"Nonsense Eddie!" Slikker had a mischievous twinkle in his eye 'I wouldn't have missed it for all the tea in China.
A damned funny result though, considering we was dealing with the
aristocracy. Everyone did it, everyone got away with it, and everyone,
including the owner, was still happy with the result! And who says that
ignorance ain't bliss."
photo's by John Henry Mills, text by James Moylan - all rights reserved.