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6/10/2006 - A Political Nursery Rhyme (from the 'tee-hee' file)

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one scruple

two scruple

three scruple

four

see the little scruples being swept outside the door

 

five scruple

six scruple

seven scruple

eight

(we’ll just pause to teach a Page how to masturbate)

 

eight scruple

seven scruple

six scruple

five

now watch our Representatives begin to duck and dive

 

four scruple

three scruple

two scruple

one

isn’t modern politics ever so much fun

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23/9/2006 - A QUICK QUIZ: Are you fit to serve in the Bush Administration?

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APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT: PART 14

FORM-666-110901-STAFF POSITION


THE FOLLOWING DETAILS ARE REQUIRED SO AS TO BETTER ASSESS YOUR APPLICATION

 

PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS HONESTLY*.

* We have ways of knowing!!


 

1 How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Circle one (or more)

a- 1

b- 32

c- as many as might be required.

 

 

2 What colour is the White House?

a- red white and blue.

b- puce.

c- blindingly white.

d- Republican.

 

3 The American Constitution is…

a- the foundation stone of American democracy.

b- a work in progress.

c- doesn’t apply to the Commander in Chief.

d- the product of divine inspiration.

e- all of the above.

f- some of the above, some of the time.

g- not worth a hanging chad.

 

4 The Central Intelligence Agency is…

a- a shield protecting the heart of our democracy.

b- a nifty way of finding out just about anything about anything!

c- better than your average phone company.

d- a Cold War anachronism.

e- don’t understand the word ‘anachronism’

 

5 Osama Bin Laden is…

a- pure unadulterated evil.

b- possibly a Muslim.

c- a priority.

h- still at large.

 

6 Complete this sentence: “America is the land of the free and the home of the_________”.

a- soldier.

b- corporation.

c- tax break for the wealthy.

d- [insert sexual preference]

e- rave grave brave.

 

6b Katrina is…

a- a lovely name.

b- a nasty un-American, foreign (and possibly communist) name

c- just a name.

d- a profound depression.

 

7 Iraq is…

a- not in the throes of a civil war.

b- (potentially) a shining example of democratic progress in the region.

c- obviously not in the throes of a civil war.

d- a funny name for gas station?

e-  absolutely and positively, and I say this with my hand on my heart, not in the throes of a civil war.

 

8 Who is the greatest of the following Great American Presidents..

a- Daniel D Tompkins.

b- George Bush.

c- George Clinton.

d- George Dallas.

e- George Bush.

 

9 My daddy is very very rich.

a- true.

b- not true.

c- will be true.

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19/5/2006 - "Human Ancestors May Have Interbred With Chimpanzees" - suddenly everything becomes clear!! #2.

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Upon reading some of the criticism levelled at the article:
Human Ancestors May Have Interbred With Chimpanzees
Washington Post Thursday, May 18, 2006.


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