3/5/2008 - A light bulb?

Q: How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Night is the new day. Get over it.

Q: How many Independents does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Independents prefer to sit in the dark.

Q: How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: ‘If we all join hands and hope hard enough the bulb will spontaneously change.’

Q: How many McCain supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

A:        A light bulb?