6/10/2006 - A Political Nursery Rhyme (from the 'tee-hee' file)

one scruple

two scruple

three scruple

four

see the little scruples being swept outside the door

five scruple

six scruple

seven scruple

eight

(we’ll just pause to teach a Page how to masturbate)

eight scruple

seven scruple

six scruple

five

now watch our Representatives begin to duck and dive

four scruple

three scruple

two scruple

one

isn’t modern politics ever so much fun