23/9/2006 - A QUICK QUIZ: Are you fit to serve in the Bush Administration?
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT: PART 14 FORM-666-110901-STAFF POSITION
THE FOLLOWING DETAILS ARE REQUIRED SO AS TO BETTER ASSESS YOUR APPLICATION PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS HONESTLY*. * We have ways of knowing!!
1 How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Circle one (or more)
a- 1 b- 32 c- as many as might be required. 2 What colour is the White House? a- red white and blue. b- puce. c- blindingly white. d- Republican. 3 The American Constitution is… a- the foundation stone of American democracy. b- a work in progress. c- doesn’t apply to the Commander in Chief. d- the product of divine inspiration. e- all of the above. f- some of the above, some of the time. g- not worth a hanging chad. 4 The Central Intelligence Agency is… a- a shield protecting the heart of our democracy. b- a nifty way of finding out just about anything about anything! c- better than your average phone company. d- a Cold War anachronism. e- don’t understand the word ‘anachronism’ 5 Osama Bin Laden is… a- pure unadulterated evil. b- possibly a Muslim. c- a priority. h- still at large. 6 Complete this sentence: “America is the land of the free and the home of the_________”. a- soldier. b- corporation. c- tax break for the wealthy. d- [insert sexual preference] e- rave grave brave. 6b Katrina is… a- a lovely name. b- a nasty un-American, foreign (and possibly communist) name c- just a name. d- a profound depression. 7 Iraq is… a- not in the throes of a civil war. b- (potentially) a shining example of democratic progress in the region. c- obviously not in the throes of a civil war. d- a funny name for gas station? e- absolutely and positively, and I say this with my hand on my heart, not in the throes of a civil war. 8 Who is the greatest of the following Great American Presidents.. a- Daniel D Tompkins. b- George Bush. c- George Clinton. d- George Dallas. e- George Bush. 9 My daddy is very very rich. a- true. b- not true. c- will be true.
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