19/10/2008 - Hitler Appreciation
Let's have a Hitler appreciation moment. He almost made the world a decent, safe place to live (although it probably would have taken another 100 or so years after Germany would have won the war to completely ethnically cleanse the planet).
Still though. Let's give it up for a swelled guy.
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16/10/2008 - Sex fantasy
I want a pile of sexy, bisexual, extremely submissive (but only to me) ladies of varying races and body types, but all of them should be about the same size. Let's say fifteen of them.
Anyway, here's the twist to keep this harem from being incredibly generic - every girl would have a rank, from one to twenty - no tying. Higher ranks mean more benefits. Girl #1 is to be obeyed just like I am by girls #2-15 (unless this conflicts with something I want, lol laws of robotics). She sleeps in my bed and gets to wear clothes unless I specify otherwise. Girls #2-3 are to be obeyed by girls #4-15 and have no other special status. Girls # 5-14 get nothing special. Girl #15 is subject to EVERYONE, and as a result anyone who gets bored and wants to use/abuse her has to get in line. Girl #1 can skip this line if she wants and is encouraged to use Girl #15 as a fashion accessory*.
Girls can change rank by fighting. For example, if Claire challenged the higher ranking Harmony to fight and kicks her ass, they trade ranks. If Harmony wins, nothing changes. Also, since this can't get any more ridiculous, the winner gets to keep the loser as a servant until I need one of them for something, at which point everything resets.
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14/10/2008 - Diet Coke
9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke. Me: It's alright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my cunt? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm defiantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her cunt! with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her cunt!.I had seriously underestimated this cunt's liquid retention volume. Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticeably freaked, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing. Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
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5/10/2008 - serious business
My wife had breast cancer and she went for, what I thought, a removal of said cancer. However, when she came back and showed me the result the doctor had COMPLETELY REMOVED HER LEFT TIT. She asked me what I thought and my first response was: "It's horrible!" She cried and got angry, so I tried to explain it to her best I could I said "look honey remember when that one speaker of your car stereo was busted? You hated having to listen to only one speaker!" She continued crying and so I got mad and called her doctor to ask him what the fuck was wrong with him cutting off her complete left tit like that. I said: "Look pal maybe you buy your wife new tits every year but to me that's at least 9 months of salary!" to top things off her nipple is gone! They just threw away the tit AND the nipple. So even if I WOULD buy her a new left tit the nipple is god damned gone, now how in the hell is that supposed to make sense?! One tit minus a nipple. I told the doctor he owes me a new tit and a new nipple and slammed the phone on the hook. I god damned loved that tit.
Can I sue this doctor for a new tit?
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25/9/2008 - If this post doesn't make you RAGE then you are retarded.
Athiest extremists fail just as bad as chirstian extremists.
Stop useing the internet to try to change my mind about GOD. I belive in god that doesn't make me stupid or a bible humper it makes you a fag for trying to indoctrinate me and millions of others.Yeah I belive in god but I also belive in freedom to do what I want and think how I want without discrimination.Besides everyone knows that a little chirstanity kicks ass,because us christains have christmass, the best fucking holiday ever.And if your and athiest and you celibrate christmass then your a fucking hypocrite!So no present for you!
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15/9/2008 - Random mysoginy
Dear women:
SHUT YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING MOUTHS, CUNTS! YOU ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS! YOU ARE NOT SMART, WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY! THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOOD FOR IS TO SHOW YOUR TITS AND ASS AND TO CARRY AROUND A FEW FUCKING HOLES THAT FEEL GOOD WHEN WRAPPED AROUND MY GODDAMN COCK!
That's right, all a women is, is a vessel for a cunt, mouth and asshole that are just begging to get fucking filled with cock. Women are the useless skin around a cunt. Goddamn bitches, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU! YOU'RE JUST A SEX TOY MADE OF MEAT FOR GUYS TO ENJOY! THAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR EXISTANCE, TO BE USED LIKE A FLESHLIGHT WITH ARMS AND LEGS THAT MOANS! *THAT'S IT*
Your life is fucking worthless you goddamn sluts. Every day thousands of women around the world have their clits cut off, get raped and beaten.In the USA women get killed and raped daily, yet you fucking dumb cunts still spend all of your cash just to look pretty enough so one of us superior males will fuck your goddamn holes. YOU BITCHES LOVE COCK *THAT* MUCH AND YET YOU CRY WHEN A GUY GIVES IT TO YOU AND CALL IT RAPE? FUCK YOU! GO BACK TO SHOWING TITS AND GETTING FUCKED AND NEVER OPEN YOUR MOUTHS AGAIN... 'cept to take cock.
Next post will be about black people.
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8/9/2008 -
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT,
OLD AGE SHOULD BURN AND RAVE AT CLOSE OF DAY;
RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT
THOUGH WISE MEN AT THEIR END KNOW DARK IS RIGHT
BECAUSE THEIR WORDS HAD FORKED NO LIGHTING THEY
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
GOOD MEN, THE LAST WAVE BY, CRYING HOW BRIGHT
THEIR FRAIL DEEDS MIGHT HAVE DANCED IN A GREEN BAY,
RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT
WILD MEN WHO CAUGHT AND SANG IN THE SUN IN FLIGHT
AND LEARN, TOO LATE, THEY GRIEVED IT ON ITS WAY,
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
GRAVE MEN, NEAR DEATH, WHO SEE WITH BLINDING SIGHT
BLIND EYES COULD BLAZE LIKE METEORS AND BE GAY,
RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT
AND YOU, MY FATHER, THERE ON THE SAD HEIGHT,
CURSE, BLESS ME NOW WITH YOUR FEIRCE TEARS, I PRAY.
DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT.
RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT
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4/9/2008 -
RIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE HERE? WWW.BLOGNOW.COM.AU? WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF FESTERING SHIT?
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF WEB 2.0 STANDARDS? WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO EDIT? THIS WEBSITE HAS NOT BEEN
UPDATED IN TWO YEARS. HOLY FUCK THIS INTERFACE IS SO OUTDATED.
I'M USING GOOGLE CHROME AND SHIT LOADS SO FAST HOLY FUCK.
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21/8/2008 - FIRST RAGE
HOLY FUCK I'M SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THESE FUCKING OLYMPICS. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY IN CHINA, THIS COUNTRY HAS AN APPALLING HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD AND IT'S LIKE YOU FUCKS DON'T CARE ABOUT THE NEGLECT THAT THEY SHOW FOR THEIR CITIZENS.
IF YOU'RE SENTENCED TO DEATH IN CHINA YOUR FAMILY HAS TO PAY FOR THE BULLETS. THEY HAVE CENSORED ALL FREE SPEECH (YOU CUNT, GOOGLE GREAT FIREWALL OF CHINA). THEY HAVE A HUGE GRUDGE AGAINST JAPAN FOR THE BULLSHIT SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS THEY CARRIED OUT ON CHINESE CITIZENS IN WORLD WAR II AND THE MAJORITY OF THEIR PEOPLE LIVE IN POVERTY.
CHINESE ARE TO HUMANITY AS THE ZERG ARE TO STARCRAFT.
FUCK THE OLYMPICS. I WISH THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER BULLSHIT SCHOOL SHOOTING.
OTHER THINGS THAT HAVE PISSED ME OFF RECENTLY: SCHOOL, MY STALKER AND HOMEWORK GETTING IN THE WAY OF SPERMATOZA EXTRACTION.
OH. I NEARLY FORGOT THIS FUCKER.
YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH, HOW DARE YOU GET EXTINCT. (FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T RECOGNISE THIS DOUCHEBAG IT'S THE TASMANIAN TIGER, IT'S A MARSUPIAL YOU DOUCHE).
HOW DARE YOU BECOME EXTINCT WHEN YOU HAVE SUCH A HUGE MOUTH FOR BITING INBRED TASMANIANS THROATS WITH!? I KNOW YOU'RE DEAD AND ALL BUT FRANKLY I'M UNIMPRESSED.
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21/8/2008 - If you died I wouldn't care. Maybe i'd chuckle a little bit but that's about it.
The purpose of this will to be for me to rage. Sometimes out of spite, frustration, anger, despair or even fear. Sometimes I get emotional and need somewhere to vent. Hopefully I'll be able to read back on this blog and understand why I am such a nihlistic self saboteur.
This will be a repository of seedy, angsty material that nobody should ever be exposed to.
I am Casey's wasted blog.
This is the only post on this blog that won't be written in CAPS LOCK.
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