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"Well it looks to me as if the whole heaven of the world is on fire now."

"landscape that had been farmed for 2000 years or more but had retained some biodiversity and variety."

"So now there are calls for children in schools to be only taught that nuclear power is good for you."

"One of those human-animal hybrids reared its head again the other day and said "Moooo"."

"If you want people to be always under control then simply abolish the concept of "private", and it will get rid of those silly philosophical arguments between teenagers on the meaning of life and the concept of identity."

"if you had to choose one person who is most responsible for the failure of governments, particularly the American and Australian governments, to act over the last critical ten years, Rupert Murdoch is your man."

"Now, for the first time we have a literally Earth-changing event, the effects of CO2 increase on the climate of the whole planet."

"The falseness of this argument is easy to spot because it is proposed by people who have never ever conceded that anything else Aborigines did was of any value."

"Lesser humans may look on aghast, as elections are fixed, opposition parties destroyed one way or another, lies told, courts and the boards of public bodies stacked with zealots, the media starved of information, laws broken, constitutions ignored, democracy trashed."

"In protests everywhere young people literally hug trees, believing, it seems, that there is some quality to a tree which allows a mystical connection with humans."

"Wow, I thought, Peter Costello has looked up from his "tax breaks for the rich spreadsheet" for a moment and smelled the carbon dioxide."

"the inability to do a Google search and instantly find an answer to a question you are pretending doesn't have an answer sure makes even a simple country boy put one flagellum with another flagellum to make three flagellae."

"these religious fundamentalists who spread the enormously damaging creationist propaganda, inflicting a kind of mental terrorism on schools, should also be on "no fly lists"."

"While most of us saw the dangers ahead for the only planet we can live on, representatives of the nuclear power industry, and their tame scientists, saw only a marketing opportunity."

"The ones who could express that love of country through creating art were lucky, but the others who came along to see it were part of that same community spirit."

"I wonder if John Howard has phoned any of his old high school teachers to say thank you for an Australian education?"

"The problem does not lie with the Iraqi people but with the fact that they have been invaded and occupied."

"before you can say "red sky at night, shepherd's delight", there will be the usual nonsensical calls for more and more dams to be built, or for rivers to be turned inland."

"I was again struck with the reality of how badly served are farmers by the leaders of the farmers' organisations."

"They are people who saw Orwells "1984" not as a warning but as a manual."

"Such approaches would certainly be much more productive, and much less damaging than a mistaken belief in the value and benign nature of "prescribed burning"."

"The strong element of belief is dangerous in science as in religion because it prevents people seeing things."

"Will the minister be happy when only 15 percent of Australians accept that humans evolved on this planet, or does he have a still lower figure in mind?"

"well, someone is going to make money out of the destruction of the planet and it might as well be me."

"The combination of course let Pauline Hanson and her shadowy backers and wacky supporters off the leash and the rest is history."

"It would be hard to see any politician arguing against the need for big business to be more accountable to the community that supports it."

"Add into the mix the shockjocks on radio and television shamelessly promoting prejudice and whipping up emotions."

"brown snake bodies wrapped around them."

"Grasslands grow where they do because of combinations such as poor soils, flat lands, high temperatures and low rainfall, they are not areas where Aboriginal burning removed forests."

"It is also often claimed that Australian ecosystems are adapted to fire. This is a bit like saying that lawns are adapted to lawnmowers."

"The business community, with the governments help, is about to send us back to those horse and buggy days of employers ruling the world."

"All care will be taken, they promise, qualified pharmacists running them."

"How could you let them subsume the economy and international interests of Australia into the interests of the Republican Party of the USA"

"but where are my slippers"

"then you also learn to confront others not as fellow citizens but as enemies."

"I really do believe that we will be greeted as liberators."

"Ill fares the land, to hastening ills a prey"

"a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party."

"the evening star is coming."

"You might at least try to avoid the proposition that if there is a perceived conflict between business and "the environment" that there is no question but that the thing which goes is the environment."

"There may well be people who have a spiritual dimension to their feelings about forests, just as there are people who have a spiritual dimension to feelings about V8 cars or Collingwood football."

" the only thing the market is good at, the only thing it is really for, is taking care of business, and it does that very well."

" let us not go rushing into this religious stuff until we see if there is anything science can't explain."

" Remember Iraq. Remember the flowers that weren't strewn on the streets for the invading armies."
" we have to work with the effects of the "progress" that has been made since Ned Ludd and his merry band were smashing the new fangled weaving machines. Go Ned, I want to say."

" Hard to tell how long the eruptions of the religion plague will last, and what damage they will do."

" Greenhouse temperature rise is a massive refutation of the proposition that the world should be run by businessmen for businessmen."

" We are pulling up the drawbridge against the peasants."

" People in areas prone to bushfires are usually advised to develop an escape plan or action plan which includes having, in easily transportable form, the core possessions you want to survive."

" most of our members were probably Methodists, it being as hard to imagine teetotal Catholics and Anglicans as it was to imagine a drunken Methodist."

" he is playing , like the grasshopper, in the warm sun of high resource prices and plenty of tourists, what happens when the prices collapse and winter comes and the tourists do not?"

" as after walking all that way I think I am capable of looking after myself."

" They can be brought out onto the streets to have some rather odd laws three thousand years old put into their courthouses."

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Digging fossils

You will have seen it often, I'm sure, trotted out by the Liberal Party and its apologists in the media - A man who is not liberal as a youth is hard in the heart. One who is not a conservative when older is soft in the head. Supposedly (though unlikely) Winston Churchill first said it, and it is used now to put down anyone who is concerned about conservation, or globalisation, or social services, or Aborigines, or global warming, or Iraq, or public health, or privatisation, or aged care, or outsourcing, or public education, or workplace relations, or free trade agreements. It is used in exactly the same way as a stern father would speak to a teenager who wasn't following father's beliefs about something. The father, you see, is always right, the young always wrong. And in the same way (you see how clever this is?) the conservative parties are the grown ups who are always right; the parties of the left, the 'small-l liberals' are children who are always wrong.

George Bernard Shaw had a much more accurate version of this - 'If you are not a red revolutionist at 20, you will be at 50 a most impossible fossil'. Just think of the fossils in the conservative parties and you will see how accurate this is (and remember, John Howard was never a revolutionist at 20, never even a small-l liberal at 20). Conservative at 20, fossilised at 50. So we on the left should begin to use this Shaw version. The parties of the left are the young at heart who are flexible minded, educated, interested in the world around them (you see how clever this is?), and are always right; the conservative parties are the stick in the mud, inflexible, incurious, old in mind who are always wrong.

But here is my even better version of this slogan - 'A man who is not liberal as a youth is hard in the heart. One who is not a conservationist when older hasn't being paying attention'. Not much attention being paid to the environment by the government and its supporters. Supporting coal, that ancient fossilised vegetation; and nuclear power, the fossilised dream of the fifties that had already become a nightmare in the sixties; are sure signs of fossilised minds

Just as well we aging (as Trotsky once said - 'Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man') revolutionaries are still here, isn't it?

conservation

3 June 2007
Category Politics federal
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{ 12:33 AM, 4 June 2007 } { Posted by Robert }
It's not Churchill, Shaw, or you that have gotten the statement correct. It's--rather unsurprisingly--me: "A man who is not liberal in his youth has already figured out the way the world works. One who isn't a conservative when older is a fool who has lived too much in his head." True, it's a little awkward and verbose, but the sentiment is right.

[David says - "Awkward and verbose" - you Robert? Never! And I will defend to the death your right to be foolish when older. Now, who said that?]

Edited by mrpickwick on 3/6/2007 at 3:33 PM

Conservatives as father-figures

{ 8:50 AM, 4 June 2007 } { Posted by Michael Gormly }
Your well-written piece gets to the heart of the matter. It sounds as if you have read George Lakoff's 'Don't think of an elephant' which typifies conservatives as holding a 'strict father' view of society while progressives hold a 'nurturing family' view.

The book also explains 'how the world works' by describing the systematic networking the conservatives have spent billions on over the past 30 years. Your push to promote similar alliance-building among progressives is exactly what Lakoff recommends.

Regarding the comment posted above, Lakoff is a great example of someone who knows how the world works but remains a progressive.

[David says - Thank you Michael. Yes, I like Lakoff, and think his ideas have much wider application (for example in relation to the environment) than even he realised. I have applied them several times in my new book mauscript 'On Fire']

Edited by mrpickwick on 3/6/2007 at 10:25 PM

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