Dogs do not come any tougher than Mr Piddles. Brave, strong and fearless. Well at least thats what I think he is thinking. To the outside world he just a small dog with a bladder problem. In his mind he is feared by all. Well all most all. Lately in the Cove, demonic possession has over come the local magpie population, and Mr Piddles has now become a swooping victom......

Now most dogs would either bark or run, but not our piddles.he is brave, he is fearless. His form of defence is to roll onto his back and let loose with a spray they will do little to no harm to any bird or thing. Its not a very manly thing to do, and I know that if swooping magpies could laugh they would. I actual think they get great delight in swooping and then watching piddles go to water.

The police and so called "terrorist hot line" laugh at our plight, no body seem to care that the citizensof the sleeply hamlet of Cove are under attack. Mr Piddles walks have turned in to bird swooping gauntlet.

And how the hell was I meant to hear the guy over the chainsaw? Surely the safety of not only him, his family and Mr Piddles is more important than this magpie tree haven? Maybe this sick bastard gets off on these demon birds attacking small defenceless dogs. Maybe he trained them. I mean think about it up until a couple of days ago, these magpies did nobody no harm. Well thats what I tried to explian to the council workers and police when they turned up.

Trees tend to fall  when they are cut down with a chainsaw. Sometimes they fall and nothing gets demaged and then sometimes they fall and mad evil magpie swooping trainers house roofs get demaged. I think the only reason why he's upset is now whilst he sleeping magpies can swoop on him, well at least until I pay to get his roof fixed.

Until then me and Mr piddles will continue to protected the Cove.

Dogs do not come any tougher than Mr Piddles. Brave, strong and fearless. Well at least thats what I think he is thinking. To the outside world he just a small dog with a bladder problem. In his mind he is feared by all. Well all most all. Lately in the Cove, demonic possession has over come the local magpie population, and Mr Piddles has now become a swooping victom......

Now most dogs would either bark or run, but not our piddles.he is brave, he is fearless. His form of defence is to roll onto his back and let loose with a spray they will do little to no harm to any bird or thing. Its not a very manly thing to do, and I know that if swooping magpies could laugh they would. I actual think they get great delight in swooping and then watching piddles go to water.

The police and so called "terrorist hot line" laugh at our plight, no body seem to care that the citizensof the sleeply hamlet of Cove are under attack. Mr Piddles walks have turned in to bird swooping gauntlet.

And how the hell was I meant to hear the guy over the chainsaw? Surely the safety of not only him, his family and Mr Piddles is more important than this magpie tree haven? Maybe this sick bastard gets off on these demon birds attacking small defenceless dogs. Maybe he trained them. I mean think about it up until a couple of days ago, these magpies did nobody no harm. Well thats what I tried to explian to the council workers and police when they turned up.

Trees tend to fall  when they are cut down with a chainsaw. Sometimes they fall and nothing gets demaged and then sometimes they fall and mad evil magpie swooping trainers house roofs get demaged. I think the only reason why he's upset is now whilst he sleeping magpies can swoop on him, well at least until I pay to get his roof fixed.

Until then me and Mr piddles will continue to protected the Cove.