My son, being 16 and a massive big show-off probably got the best use out of the tarp... once he got the hang of it. Big boys, eh? You know the saying, don't you?

He and Miss 18 decided to race...

Then they discovered dwarf bowling. "A bit more shampoo on the tarp please." I don't think Miss 8 minded too much at all.

Look at this! How did he not snap that ankle? He's lucky the ground was so wet, I think.
• Friday 12 January 2007 - Oh Yeah