I can't believe it's not butter!

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What They Don't Want You to Know

The conspiracy first started during the 1997 theft of the original Goldfinger Aston Martin in a Boca Raton Airport hangar. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the tearing down of the Berlin Wall.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by incontinence...and higher than average levels of flatulence.

They want to enforce national parachuting for all Anti-Stupidityists and imprison resisters in Cobar using planes.

In order to prepare for this, we all must karate-chop tables in half. Since the media is controlled by Pierce Brosnan we should get our information from Sean Connery.

I created this ridiculous (but very true) conspiracy theory after reading Selling Your Soul - A Guide For Dummies.  This humourous blog had a link to a site with which you too can divulge your deepest, darkest fears, and reveal to the world your own conspiracy theory.  Here is that link...

Create your own conspiracy theory here.

Woohoo!!

8:49 PM, 26/11/2006 .. Posted by Rinny

'nuff said.
:-)

P.S. Your conspiracy theory is probably better than mine.

Edited by Rinny on 26/11/2006 at 3:56 AM

Here's mine

6:44 PM, 27/11/2006 .. Posted by zhangbohan

In order to understand Facism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a The AFL Players' Association made up of Chinese Jews with help from Beijingers.

The conspiracy first started during Australia losing the Ashes series in 2005 in Albury NSW. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The 1989 AFL Grand Final.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nose picking.

They want to rape Democrats and imprison resisters in Iraq using trucking.

In order to prepare for this, we all must divorce. Since the media is controlled by The Australian Greens we should get our information from The Republicans.

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9:02 PM, 27/11/2006 .. Posted by KablooeyPig

Nice work. I liked the whole conspiracy theory blog on "Selling Your Soul - A Guide For Dummies".

Also well done to Michael. I will now be overly cautious when I see public nose picking....hmm, lovely.

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9:05 AM, 29/11/2006 .. Posted by em

ha ha those were very hilarious but realistic theories ha ha

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8:53 AM, 2/12/2006 .. Posted by em

yay, i'm glad you appreciate my work, it took me AGES to write the road rage one, but i did it just for you, so you would have something to read, now you must return the favour and update this. Also you need to get rid of the "Emily" link and just keep the blog now one cos the "Emily" one has been made redundant, or would be if i could figure out how to do it.