I can't believe it's not butter!

...and today's news!

8:27 PM, 21/11/2006 .. 1 comments .. Link


THORPE QUITS!




KRAMER-MAN, aka
 
MICHAEL RICHARDS, IS
 
REALLY STUPID!





BORAT IS ACTUALLY
 
GERARD!




That's right, major headlines in today's news.  Of course, such notable news items warrant thorough debate, and there's no more complete debate than me talking to myself. 

Should Ian Thorpe have quit swimming.  Well, that question is too difficult, so I shall alter it.  Could Ian Thorpe have kept winning and being an all round champion.  To that question, I answer a resounding yes.  However, that is based on his past performances, and as such, does not take into account Thorpe's mental state.  If he's had enough of swimming then that's it, he has to finish. 


Hmm, people really need to move on from Seinfeld.  It seems that Jerry Seinfeld has made some headway in his attempt to be known for anything other than Seinfeld.  However, the other members of the cast seem to be forever cursed, destined to eternal "Seinfeld Syndrome". 

The tirade apparently began after two black audience members started shouting at him that he wasn't funny.


Richards answered: "Shut up! Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a f--king fork up your arse."


He paced across the stage taunting the men for interrupting his show.


"You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now mother-f--ker. Throw his arse out. He's a nigger!" Richards shouted before repeating the racial insult over and over again.


An audience member heckled back: "That was uncalled for, you f--king cracker-ass motherf--ker."


Richards retorted: "Cracker-ass? You calling me cracker-ass, nigger?"


While there was some audible chuckling in the audience, someone could be heard gasping, "Oh my God."


Another audience member is heard to call out: "It's not funny. That's why you're a reject, never had no shows, never had no movies. 'Seinfeld,' that's it."



Stupid...bloody stupid.



Lastly in today's news.....


Borat is Gerard. 



That is all.



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11:14 AM, 22/11/2006 .. Posted by zhangbohan
You should put up photos of Gerard alongside Borat and see how they compare. I think Thorpe made a good decision and it'll look even wiser if Australia loses the Ashes with two very old men at the helm.

Premature retirement is the elegant way to go - ask Pat Rafter.

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