Jamie Rhodes - Professional Triathlete

My computer arrives

After thinking that the computer that Paul sent to me some two weeks ago had taken the reverse route of Gary's itinerary, it finally arrived yesterday. I had been waiting somewhat patiently, and a whole lot impatiently for it to arrive since Monday and as my roomate Brendan will attest to, by Friday morning i almost felt like lying down on the ground, kicking and punching and having a big cry.   

That was until Friday afternoon when i was resigned to the fact that the computer would not arrive today and then i would be waiting for another long weekend the beloved computer that i was yet to see. Upon returning from a trip to the local shops i was in utter disbelief to see a package sitting on the table with my name on it. Within seconds i had scaled the 37 stairs to the second level and entered my room. Feeling like a fat 10 year old kid on Easter Sunday i ripped at the packaging to reveal more packaging, and then more packaging and then more packaging. Shit! By this time i was so exciting and anxious that i had to take a time out and go and have a wee.

After composing myself on the loo for a short while i was bale to finish the unpacking on the remaining four layers of packaging and get down to the good stuff. A big thanku for George for proving some much needed additional padding in the form of a few blocks of Cadbury. Its hard to see how the laptop would've made it all the way to France in one piece if not for the careful placement of the 84 and a half glasses of full cream dairy milk. Thanks Mum.

A big thanku to Paul as well for loading on all of the software for me to be able to start playing as soon as the computer was unwrapped. Thanks Dad.

There are some cool nifty gadgets on the new beast, including a finger swiper to unlock the computer. This way no one can get into my files and steal my ripper material. It also has a built in camera so i can talk on Skype and show everyone my awesome dirty porn moustache. Oh yeah, i have a dirty porno moustache at the moment. I started growing it the day i left and now it is almost visible to the naked eye. Maybe by November i will be ready to take on The Watson....

Anyways, i just wanted to touch base and tell you all about my wicked new toy. I can now write my blogs without having to steal other peoples computers and update my website (which i have no idea of how to do) which is a great bonus at the moment as between training and eating and sleeping and F&F, there is not a lot to do. That was until now............

Peace out

Rhodesy

Please Note: any comments posted referring to my perusing of Pornographic material on my new laptop will be removed immediately. That is unless you know any quality sites... cheers

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7:41 AM, 29/7/2008 .. Posted by Anonymous

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