This makes me seasick.

http://www.militantplatypus.com/blog/archives/3790

http://www.nandahome.com/products.clocky.html

I'm sure we all know somebody who could benefit from this.

http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php

Some people's minds!

One for the boys.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

Then you'll definitely need these bandaids, won't you?

http://store.sprouthome.com/11476.html

Funny personal ads

http://www.waningmoon.com/gothicpersonals/

Apparently, I am not nearly as filthy minded as I thought. I could only score six.

http://imagine-it.org/google/profanegame.htm

And with priests like that, I, for one, am converting.

This has to be my favourite calendar ever.

http://www.calendarioromano.org/

This should put you off. It would me.

http://www.bikerfox.com/

But just in case:

http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

Speaking as the woman who cracked the sads when Paul refused to buy me a can of Alpo (dog food), this appeals on so many levels.

http://theplug.net/2003.03/mysterycan.htm

I am so doing this.

http://futureme.org/

But I'm still recording it for posterity.

"Hello, posterity!"

http://www.furry-furry.com/bbs/index.php

My childhood fantasy has just been sullied.

http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/updatenews.html

But not this much.

http://www.unicorn-dream.co.uk/destrier/index.html