(..Gazi..)

Mmmmmooooooo!

What do frozen cows give?
Ice-cream.

To the Canary's

What do you get when you put a canary in a Blender?
Shredded Tweet.

E.T

Why does E.T have such big eyes?
Because he saw his phone bill.

joke:

Q. I have five noses, seven ears and four mouths. What am I?

A. Very ugly.

the two sausages!!!

read the following joke about the 'TwO SaUsAgEs':

'Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "God, its hot in here," and the other sausage says "Oh my god, its a talking sausage!"

HAhaHAhaHAhaHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS EXTREMELY FUNNIE!

another peanut

this peanut is very funny. if you want to know why read this:

' There was a peanut, it was at home and it got hungry and it wanted peanutbutter! '

this one made me laugh because it was soo lame.  i cant stop laughing. oh no im crying. what do you think of it?

the two peanuts

the two peanuts. read the story and then answer my question.

'Two peanuts were walking on a scary road. and then one got As-salted!'

do you think that was lame? i think it was. 

cats can talk

this one is about my cat

'My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was, and she said nothing!'

this is, and was the lamest one i have here. I have to agree on that.

To all you fishermans!!!!!!!!!!!

read this lame joke its very lame.

'I met a fisherman who hadn't had a bite all day. So I bit him!'

now do you agree that was lame. huh? please tell me why.

this is da worlds lamest joke ever!!!!

'There was a paper and it got cut!!!!!'

if you thought that was lame tell me so

if you dont........i will find you!!!!

just kidding! im not that type of person but remember to tell me.

my poem!!!

tittle: I love you
poet: ghazal Ahmadi

I love you, here,
I love you, there,
I love you, everywhere.
I mostly love you, when you come in my arms,
and say....................................................................................................
 I LOVE YOU!

going solo

tiitle: Going solo
author:Roald Dahl

summary:

This story is about Roald Dahl's life when he was an adult and how he went to the army and became a pilot. This is an auto biography of Roald Dahl himself. This book also talks about when he goes on boats and what people used to do those days.

rate: I would rate this book 6 out of 10 because it wasnt my type of a book to read.

Rowan of Rin

Tittle: Rowan of Rin
Author: Emily Rodda

Summary:

This story is about a boy by the name of Rowan, everyone in his village thinks that he is a wimp. He takes care of some sort of sheep and he stays with them all the time. One day the water that was flowing down from the mountain and then to the water supply of the village, stopped flowing water. Then they all set out to get the water supply back. Rowan was the main person, because before they set out they went to sheba's house and then she gave a scar on Rowans forehead. And also when she gave  him the scar the scar only let him read the map up to the mountain so he had to go because his sheep were counting on him. On the way up to the mountain, they all end up going back to the village because they get scared, but only two remained and they were Rowan and John. Up the mountain was a dragons lair, then Rowan helped the dragon and the water started to flow again.