Fuck Ebay

20/7/2006 - Bad Ebay #3. Oooooooo they is bad.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006 - Oh Hoo-Ray it's Ebay....

I mean I quite like buying on Ebay, most of the sellers and buyers are pretty good people.

But the admin and staff??????

Uhhhhhhhhh no way.

When the Ebay admin fuck you over, with their stupidity, laziness and the legendary EBAY FORMULA emails.. that go like this.

Person who's account has been hacked and had $10,000 dollars stolen...

Sellers Q. Hi my accounts been hijacked and they are draining my accounts - please help ASAP.

Ebays formula A.  Hi thankyou for contacting ebays trust and safety service, if you need support, go to these help section by following this link, you may find your answers there.

And so it goes, the Ebay staff do nothing, they give an idiot formula answer to an important issue and then they send you running around in circles, to sites that do not address the issue.

And one you have been caught up in this shit for a while, you wise up and start calling them a pack of cunts, by listing how they have been fucking you over by shirking responsibility and bouncing you around with the legendary Ebay formula emails - on all the Ebay Hate sites and then send them copies of what you have been posting, on what websites.


Things to say that annoy Ebay staff.

a) Thier executives are cashing in their shares and taking off with the money.

b) The value of the shares are plummeting.

c) It seems all the staff have been lashed to their oars, by taking up lots and lots of shares, so their profitability, seems to now be tied to their productivity.

(they have been duped)

d) In Australia they have competiton (11 others at last count) - and so are not the only online auctions on the scene.

e) You can start to send the same email to every link and online form you can find, and then when their autoreply comes through from each email address, bounce it back with your original complaint - with a bit of luck you can get 20 or more of the same emails up in the air, going to a number of different deparments - this annoys the shit out of them, because no one is acting on the complaint, but it's taking up their time and resources and they have to action it - eventually (perhaps).

f) You can also tell them to go fuck themselves.

But NEVER crawl to any of the Ebay staff or Admin.


Ebays strike rate:

Google:

"hate ebay" 22,200 results.

"fuck ebay" 14,000 results.

Some great "fuck Ebay" sites:

http://www.arantius.com/article/i+hate+ebay+feedback+retaliation!

http://www.digsmagazine.com/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=10;t=000511;p=0

http://www.ioffer.com/clubs/I-HATE-EBAY-614

http://www.fuckebay.com/

http://ebayexodus.com/forums/

http://www.ebaysucks.com/

http://paypalsucks.com/  (very good)

http://www.forbes.com/commerce/2005/03/07/cx_cw_0308hate_3.html

A good write up by Paypalsucks.com:


PayPal Sucks, aka No PayPal, is an anti paypal site to expose the nightmare of doing business "the paypal way." Post your complaints, troubles, fraud stories, lawsuits, and other dissatisfaction in the forums. Read the sitemap, links & faq pages for help in resolving your paypal troubles and complaints. Read about the PayPal Class Action Lawsuit with an extensive list of Questions and Answers. If you are searching for an alternative to PayPal, we strongly suggest acquiring a Real Merchant Account. CLICK HERE FOR OUR TOP PICK.

1. According to PayPal accepting their ToS (Terms of Service) in effect means you waive your rights to credit card consumer protection laws if you want to use their service, and that you may not issue a chargeback for unauthorized use of your credit card and PayPal account, or if you do, then they have the right to limit your account. Is this legal? We don't know. But it's how Paypal operates. See my credit card waiver page for more information.

2. Their customer service is horrible. They used to hide their telephone number, (intentionally - by their own admission) and only provided support via "form" emails:

"As for the customer service, Sollitto said they intentionally make the phone number very difficult to find in order to save costs."


This is confirmed in the book "PayPal Wars". If you have a problem, you are at their mercy! (And you will eventually have a problem.) The only reason their number can be found now is because they were forced to by law (EFTA Electronic Funds Transaction Act) due to complaints from users of this website. You can also click on our FAQs page. Just scroll down a bit, and you'll find their phone numbers, plus their toll free numbers as well, plus a huge list of unpublished PayPal phone numbers.


3. Their terms of service are not completely disclosed upon signup and some key "conditions" are not disclosed. They fail to mention their total lack of security to prevent your account from being compromised by phishing & spoof sites. That if your account is accessed by a criminal using one of these methods, PayPal will hold YOU monetarily & legally responsible! Also, no place do they openly tell potential members that their money is 100% at risk. That PayPal can, will, and has in the past, completely cleaned out customers' accounts, (including your checking or savings account) with no appeals process available. Instead they bury in the fine print of 37 pages of their "Terms of Service" (ToS) where they disclose to you that PayPal can close your account for any reason what-so-ever, or no reason, and then you have to wait 180 days to get your money. Think that'll never happen? Think again. That's what everyone thinks till it happens to them.

4. If PayPal feels your actions are questionable, PayPal is the investigator, judge, jury and executioner. "Telling your side" of what happened, in most cases seems to be irrelevant. They also refuse to provide you with the details of their investigation and withhold documents they relied upon to make their decisions. Your only contact will be an email that says:

Thank you for contacting PayPal. We apologize for the delay in respondingto your service request.

After review, the decision has been made to keep your account locked. This decision cannot be appealed.

If you have any further questions, please reply to this email.

That will be the end of it as far as PayPal is concerned. You can email back, but you'll just get more of the same. Oh yea, and you'll have to wait 180 days to get your money.


5. If you are a bona fide, up-standing individual with hundreds of successful transactions, but someone pays you with a stolen credit card, your account (by PayPal's own admission) is immediately flagged as being "criminal behavior" and any money in that account is confiscated. If a customer "disputes" the charge, same thing happens. (See email above.) PayPal claims that they will fight chargebacks, but read this before you fall for that one.

6. Paypal's fees for NON-credit card funding are the same as for credit cards! This is the single biggest rippoff on their site. We understand Paypal charging a fee when you fund your account with a credit card. After all, they are being charged by Visa/Mastercard, etc. And we understand there is a lot of fraud with credit card funding. However, most of the money sent within the Paypal system no longer comes from credit card funding. However, money spent from PayPal account to PayPal account is subject to the exact same fees credit card purchases are! This money has been in the system for years and is "clean." That is, there are no fees at all to Paypal, and there is almost no fraud at all with this money, but Paypal charges the SAME fees to transactions with NON-credit card funds! Thus every transaction makes PayPal money, but it's nothing more than an entry in a computer database on their system. No money has actually moved, and there are no costs to Paypal. They are just skimming the gravy.




http://www.powersellersunite.com/

PSU was “born” when eBay implemented rate increases that significantly impacted sellers large & small. The fee hikes affect buyers also, as most sellers have no choice but to pass on the eBay fees to buyers. Our focus has now shifted away from the eBay boycott in early 2005 to helping sellers, and buyers, find the best alternative auction site(s) for their needs.

PSU is a fast- growing group of online members – seasoned and new – with common goals. We enjoy a fun, fast-paced environment where all facets of e-Commerce are discussed and debated.
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Our discussions include web site design to best alternative auction sites. If your area of question/interest is not found, ask and you will receive!

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http://auctionbytes.com/cab/abn/y06/m06/i29/s00

Ebay bans sellers who use the Google Payment system instead of their own paypal:

eBay's Fears Confirmed: Google Launches Checkout Service
By Ina Steiner
AuctionBytes.com
June 29, 2006

Google's long anticipated online-payment service, code-named GBuy, launched on Thursday under the official name, Google Checkout. For over a year, eBay management had monitored reports of GBuy, concerned about the impact it could have on its own PayPal payment service (http://digbig.com/4kqrx). While Google Checkout is not a "person-to-person, stored-value payments system," it will likely impact PayPal's business-to-consumer business to some extent, just as PayPal is making strides in expanding off-eBay.




Google Checkout is similar to Amazon Payments (http://digbig.com/4kqrt) in that shoppers can use one account to make purchases from participating merchants simply by logging in, without the need to enter a credit card each time a purchase is made. Google Checkout enables purchases using Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover.

However, while Amazon allows its payment service to be used by third-party sellers, it limits those transactions to Amazon properties (Amazon.com, Auctions, zShops, and Amazon Marketplace). Google Checkout can be used on Google properties, including for third-party Google Base transactions, but it also allows its checkout system to be used on merchants' own websites.

Shoppers can find stores that accept Google Checkout by looking for the Google Checkout icon (or "badge") on AdWords advertisements or whenever they come across the Google Checkout option on a merchant's site.

If shoppers want to use Google Checkout, they can create a Google Checkout login right from the merchant's site with a single username and password by entering basic information, such as their contact details, payment preferences, and shipping information, once. Then, when checking out at any store that offers Google Checkout, they can select Google Checkout and complete their transaction with their login information. Shoppers can keep track of their purchase history, including orders and shipping details, in one place.

Google Checkout conceals the buyer credit card number and provides reimbursement for unauthorized purchases. It also allows shoppers to keep email addresses confidential and turn off unwanted email from the stores where they shop.

Google offers financial incentives to merchants for accepting Google Checkout: processing fees are 2% and $0.20 per transaction. PayPal charges a standard rate of 2.9% plus $0.30 per transaction, or merchant rates ranging from 1.9% - 2.5% plus $0.30 per transaction (http://digbig.com/4hhmd). And merchants who use Google's search advertising program get a bonus: for every $1 they spend on AdWords, they can process $10 in sales for free.

Google Checkout integration options for merchant websites include cut-and-paste buy buttons and an API that integrates with existing merchant shopping carts and order management systems. Service providers that have integrated Google Checkout with their commerce platforms include GSI Commerce, MonsterCommerce and ChannelAdvisor. Checkout stores include Jockey, Starbucks Store, Levi's, Timberland and Buy.com.

Google Checkout is currently open to all U.S. merchants, whether they advertise with Google or not, and Google is currently working to make the service available to merchants internationally.

ChannelAdvisor, which launched as an auction-management service primarily for eBay sellers and is now a multi-channel management solution, issued a press release today announcing it supports Google Checkout. Once merchants have a Google Checkout account, ChannelAdvisor's support allows merchants to turn on Google Checkout with two steps: the merchant enters their Google Checkout information so that ChannelAdvisor can use the information to communicate with Google's Checkout APIs using encryption; and the merchant selects the online channels where they want to offer Google Checkout as an option.

While eBay may not like Google Checkout because of the competitive threat to PayPal, eBay needs to weigh the possible advantage it could gain in increasing the velocity of trading on its ecommerce marketplaces. A growing number of consumers are concerned about fraud on online auction sites, and some are skeptical of using PayPal. Seeing a seller is a Google-approved merchant with credit-card protections may allay some fears.

But perhaps just as disturbing to eBay may be the threat of Google Base, which Google promotes on its Google Checkout pages. Some of eBay's biggest draws for sellers are ease-of-use and traffic to listings, something Google Base has the potential of bringing to the table. And because Google Checkout is tied to the AdWords program, it could give more eBay sellers an incentive to expand beyond eBay and open their own websites.

eBay could try to ban its sellers from accepting Google Checkout. eBay's Safe Payments Policy allows it to dictate which payment services sellers can advertise in their eBay listings, and checkout systems designed by third-party vendors must comply with eBay policies (http://auctionbytes.com/cab/abn/y06/m06/i28/s01).

In Google's press release announcing Checkout, Salar Kamangar, Vice President of Product Management at Google, was quoted, "By integrating the checkout process with search and advertising, we're helping our users complete the cycle of searching, finding and buying."

http://checkout.google.com

https://checkout.google.com/sell



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