Friday, June 5, 2009 - Meggy goes down - in flames Part XXXXII - Meg Whitman (Mrs Potato Face) is fugly.
Fugly - for the non Australians, is an abbreviation for Fucking UGLY... = FUGLY.
And in looking at Meggy Whitman - just before all the cosmetic surgery, she looked really fucking ugly... That is NOT a nice looking woman.... She does NOT look like a NICE person...

And I know stacks of OLD women, and how they look, comes about generally as a result of their character.
If they are happy, generous, fun loving, creative, honest, open and sincere people - it shows in their faces and looks; lines and aging and all.....
Meggy on the other hand, looks like complete shit.
Like it or not, people are interested in other people for sex, relationships and things in common - like triathletes don't hang out at the boozer with people with beer guts, puffing on fags, eating greasy junk food - and who's idea of exercise is to walk to the car and drive 1 block to buy some more smokes and then drive home again....
Meggy - Mrs Rip everyone off blind with scams, fees and extremely bad management - well her face also reflects her character - and her tenure as CEO.... and what she did and how she did it...
I was thinking I'd really hate to be coming home and having to fuck THAT every night..... Uggghhh a paper bag job if ever.
So forget about fucking her, as quickly as you can, and reflect upon what it would be like to work in an office, and to have a boss with a head like that stalking around the place - and the attitude that drives such a character.....
Age and wrinkles in my book mean nothing, an attractive person radiates cheerful ambience;
Consider these women - they look really great.

Most of these women are 20 or 30 or more years older than Whitman and they look great and Whitman at around 56 or so - looks like complete shit; Mrs Potato Head - to the Max.
I was thinking of doing some kind of cruel or illustrative morphing of an image from the "Mr Potato Man" program and Whitmans face... and I thought - "Her head looks like a fucking potato".
I also thought I can't use any kind of photo editing program to any kind of comedic effect, as she looks so fucking ugly that all that will happen is she will look like a REAL potato head with arms and legs on it... and there is nothing funny about that.

The only thing I could compare Whitmans face with was some fish from the bottom of the ocean.
But be mindful that the fish aren't ugly... it's just the way they are.
Whitman however, looks the way she does, as a result of the kind of person she has chosen to become; and the kind of person she has chosen to become, is reflected in the way she chose ran Ebay.
The resemblance between Whitman and the deep sea fish is remarkable - but the fish are not slimebags scamming people to the max with a load of lies, mind games and piss poor customer service.
While this HUGE squid is a "monster from the deep", it really doesn't look much like Whitman;
But Dear Meggy, is a Monster from Corporate America.
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