Another Alphabet
  
A is for anthropogenic global warming lies.
B is for the bloody bears—and I’ll have one with fries.
C is for that climate-gate ignored by all the news.
D is for the data which are not the CRU’s.
E is for the energy which governments will tax.
F is for the FOIs: free information acts.
G is for the gigatonnes of shit from Albert Gore.
H is for the hockey sticks and hypocrites galore:
they infest the interplanetary institutes,
justifying jealous japes, and hiding fascist boots.
KIS is keep it simple: words which all should heed.
L is for the lighter life a lot would like to lead.
M is for the millions which our governments will spend.
N to count their avarice—a number without end.
O is for the ozone hole which makes all good things weak.
P is for the polar caps—they’re melting as I speak.
Query swine and fatcats as they line up in the queues,
reading all the righteous rants about the peer-reviews.
Spy the pseudo-scientists who’d say that day is night.
T is for the trust they think they ought to have by right.
Universities, I say, should welcome  other views.
V is for the variations which they will refuse.
W can be for wonder, wherefore, when, or watt.
X, a symbol, or an axis, or it marks the spot.
Mayhap Al Gore spent youthful years in yearning for a yacht.
Z, that whoreson, is for zone or, maybe, it is not.
That is an A to Z of CAGW