January 20, 2007 - Appynooyeah!

Gravity’s done its work and after three weeks I’ve rolled back down to the bottom of the country. I managed to do alarmingly little during my holiday, but I have come back looking decidedly indigenous which can only be a good thing in this national climate of multicultural magnanimity.

Highlights include:

·        Nominating myself as designated driver for NYE rather than wait two hours for a taxi. Someone at work once told me I was an 80 year old in a 20-something’s body. I think this proves their point.

·       Yet another stomach bug invasion. Fantastic for my summer figure, disastrous in all other aspects.  

·       Quality family time. I spend just enough time away from my parents each year to convince me I’m not forged from lunatic stock and there is a small chance my errant DNA may allow me to integrate into mainstream society. Three weeks rids me of such moronic notions.

·        Snorkelling with swarms and swarms of bastard jellyfish. Strong Belwas assured me they were of a genus that wouldn’t kill me in the most gruesome manner possible, and even nudged one with his foot to prove his point. I’ve never been one to trust men though.

·        Babies. All my schoolmates have sprouted live babies. I’ve never understood the point of babies. I already have something that drools, requires cleaning up after and is completely dependent on a bottle or myself in alternate shifts.

And now I’m back and all geared up for another 12 months work.

Does anyone have any vodka?

January 21, 2007 - Welcome Home...

January 21, 2007 - Re: Vodka

February 5, 2007 - Untitled Comment

March 20, 2007 - wow gold

March 20, 2007 - wow gold