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22/3/2007 - Man! I feel like a woman!

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A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

A set of screwdrivers,

A cordless drill, and

A black lace bra..

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

One friend who

Always makes her laugh...

And one

Who lets her cry...

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

A good piece of furniture

Not previously owned by

Anyone else in her family...

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

Eight matching plates,

Wine glasses with stems,

And a recipe for a meal that will

Make her guests feel honoured.

 

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...

A feeling of control over

Her destiny...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

How to fall in love

Without losing herself...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

How to quit a Job

Break up with a lover

And confront a friend without ruining the friendship

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

When to try harder... And

WHEN TO WALK AWAY.

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

That she can't change

The length of her calves,

The width of her hips, or

The nature of her parents...

 

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

That her childhood

May not have been

Perfect..but;

Its over...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

What she would and

Wouldn't

Do for love or more...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

How to live alone...

Even if

She doesn't like it...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

What she can and can't accomplish

In a day...

A month..

And a year...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

Whom she can trust,

Whom she can't,

And why she shouldn't

Take it personally...

 

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...

Where to go...

Be it to her best friend's kitchen table..

Or a charming inn in the woods...

When her soul needs soothing...

 

 

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In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

(60   Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS).

 

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: 

 

  • A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"  She doesn't care what you think. 
  • If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
  • Women over 40 are dignified.   They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.   Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
  • Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.  They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
  • Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 
  • Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
  • Older women are forthright and honest.  They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. 

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.  Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.   For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old   waitress.   Ladies, I apologize.   For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you.   Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.    Why?     Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Andy Rooney is  a really smart guy! 

 


22/3/2007 - According to my Dad.....

Posted by petermcc
There were 4 reasons why he liked women over 40

They don't Yell
They don't Tell
They don't Swell
And they are as grateful as hell

He never quite cracked it as a SNAG.

There is one thing I like to see in a woman. When she tells the bloke that He is leaving. I think it's a tragedy that Womens refuges are necessary but fully understand why.

By the way, your Blogg is looking good as ever.

PMc
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22/3/2007 - Us - women over 40 - Unite!

Posted by deena
Well done PMCC – that was a worthy comment indeed!

Haven’t really got anything to add to that (smiles) – except always love your visits!

I posted this article for (1. well me! LOL) and 2 & 3 – Rachel (rrmakepeace) and Chezza – both having birthdays this week (check out March Calendar Photos 2007). I hope they both have a great day and receive plenty of birthday wishes from everyone on their respective blogs! Big smiles Dee
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22/3/2007 - A woman should have....

Posted by emptyangel
I think I make only 1 of them lists, the first one, I have a set of screwdrivers, ( in fact have my own tool belt ) cordless drill ( yep also have a jigsaw and power sander *wicked evil laugh* and have used them all with much enjoyment )
The black lace bra, yep got one of them, well if I didnt wear a bra I'd certainly do myself some SERIOUS damage with the first two, plus my boobs would be dragging in the dirt behind me...
Thanks for the much needed giggle, does almost 40 count? ( 32 in july I am SOOOO close its scary )
Love
Kell


Edited by emptyangel on 22/3/2007 at 6:05 AM
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23/3/2007 - Lovely Kell!

Posted by deena
Hey… if you feel that you fit “Man! I feel like a woman”… then you do – which is… “a woman with spunk”! …. and that’s you!

I think you may be wrong by how many you match on the list. I know for a fact that you have friends (at least, if not foremost; definitely here in bloggerland) that should and do make you laugh, and, let you cry. “….. EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW: Where to go… be it to her best friend’s kitchen table…” You’re welcome to rest your bones/bum/boobs at my (blogger) kitchen table anytime, and Chezza may even make the three of us a ‘cuppa’ (s’long as we take turns, ya hear!) LOL.

(*Make sure you remind me for July Photo’s Calendar 2007!). We may live life on the edge and open a bottle of red that night!
xox Dee


Edited by deena on 23/3/2007 at 4:56 PM
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23/3/2007 - :-)

Posted by AngelaJames
Dropping by to say hello. And I do like this forward :-)
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23/3/2007 - I'll deny having said this, but...

Posted by RavenMoffitt
Even a man of MY size and self-assurance can be intimidated, and yes you guessed it, those same women that know what they want (and often when and where LOL) are the ones I feel intimidated by, even those whom I have come to know quite well.

Having said that, a woman that knows what she wants ..... mmmmmmmmm, oh so sexy :)

Rav
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24/3/2007 - Yeah well

Posted by cherylgraham2
Well it is nice to know that there are some benefits to being a woman who is 40 nearly plus!

Thanks Dee loved the entire post. That 60 mins guy is very intelligent isn't he ;-P

I am thinking that I like being 40 so much so that I think I will stay 40. Do you think that when I am really really wrinkly and I have a blue rinse in my hair to cover up the white (not purple covering the grey) and I am in a nursing home that they will believe that I was born in 2006?????

Thanks Dee,
from the very intelligent nearly 1 year old baby who is just taking her 1st steps but can say and write many words. I am a very smart baby :-)

It's Chezza!
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24/3/2007 - Chez alias Dancing Baby!

Posted by deena
Definitely a LOT of benefits to this age! Only, like you, I wish it was a like a game show…. ‘wait…wait…. Wait…OK STOP!” ..being able to chose where the timeline is suddenly frozen. They say life begins at 40!... for all of the above points laid out in the post… this is where I agree!

…and Chez… I think they created that dancing, and very smart/clever animated gif baby … with you in mind!!!

One *high five* cyber slap at ya! Big smiles Dee
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24/3/2007 - AJ & RAV:

Posted by deena
ANGELAJAMES: Hello, and welcome back too! Now I know you've(!) had fun, and, been busy - travelling, studies, work and play and least of all - not forgetting your bloggerland mates (at the blog day meet & greet)! It's hard keeping up with you. Big smiles at ya.

RAV: It's always a 'pleasure' to get a man's perspective. Drop by anytime! I certainly hope I'm not one of those 'initimidating' types.. well... unless it's all working for me...LOL Smiles! xox Dee
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24/3/2007 - Well .....

Posted by RavenMoffitt
It's definately all working for you :)
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27/3/2007 - Every Woman ...

Posted by LJMatthews2
I agree that every WOMAN SHOULD HAVE...
A set of screwdrivers,
A cordless drill, and
A black lace bra..
And use all three at the same time

And especially every WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
How to fall in love
Without losing herself...
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28/3/2007 - LJM...

Posted by deena
Your first paragraph - certainly made me smile (I have to agree there... hey *smiles*...why not! Life is too short, not to add a little style/play into/while you work if you can!

And your second.. ... I thought I knew what that meant when I was younger, (and in hindsight..ok, yes I still had a pretty good inkling/grasp of it), but then a decade later I really thought I "ok...yes.. there is even more depth to that concept", then a few years after that - well I can finally say in all honesty - now I know! And, serenely, yes....they are wise words!
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29/3/2007 - Bloggerland

Posted by AngelaJames
Sometimes blogland is a much better place than the real world. At least the people are nicer.
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30/3/2007 - AJ

Posted by deena
I couldn't agree more!!!! Cyberhugs to you and lots of them... (See ALSO lol.. the very lengthy reply) to your other comment under "Leave a comment...or smoke signal". Lots of love xxx ooo Dee
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30/3/2007 - It appears I'm ahead of my time :):)

Posted by Jerry G String
Hi Dee
Thought this might be of interest to you & your fellow bloggers

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4856626310862753252&q=TEDTalks

Its about 20 mins .. but worth the listen :):)
PS Cuddles do help :):)
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3/4/2007 - Plus a .....

Posted by LJMatthews2
I have now decided that considering my blog entry today, that every woman should also have a bike.
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