Grab a tupperware filled mug with Rinny's leftover "It's Not Easy Being Green" cocktail mix; pull up a jumbo scatter cushion and lets have some cyber retail therapy / party plan action!
Great site / link for the more mature set: The Beige Site ...it's hot...well then.. "let's have fun at the Post Office!"
Funny Cartoon Joke Pics: Pants Of Death ....be careful...15+
Check This Out! Courtesy of KittyCat - You're a legend mate!
For Kell! (EmptyAngel).......A winner!!! Free Pant's Party Item - for the man in her life!!!
More Games!! More party action and riddles happening over at Chezza's place!!!
Fortune Cookie Riddle(s) Anyone?:
Horse Sense
Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?
Indirect Murder
There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?
Delicious Riddle
A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass. What am I?
You have to earn them!!! See how you go with this riddle! Mind you...im running around filling up drinks, and organising the show... so place your written guess in the colourful bowl on the retro coffee table there! I'll get to them in a minute!
Bob rode his horse in front of the car, car hits, horse stops DEAD!
The second, they cut the oxygen line or the rasberry voka line into the patient, they werent ready to stop partying hehe
YAY what do I win?? I get to guess?? I want raven gift wrapped hehehe BTW he has a cute ass so HE needs to be up there in a pair of black jeans *L*
EmptyAngel!!!!!
Ahhhhh your partner in crime Rav!
Think the rasberry vodka line 'drip' would be an excellent way to go if one had to!! LMAO
And hunny...gona have to take your word for it re Rav's ass.... LOL
Hope your perusing the selection to purchase him... just the riiiggghhht pair!
I'll post a selection for you shortly!
(re the horse comment)....I think there's definitely a movie script to be written between you two!!!
xox
thinking.....the person was extremely saltana phobic, someone cut the bag of saltanas open and gave the person a smell and they died??
COMEON guve us a hint pretty please *fluttering my eyes at you all innocent like*
SHUDDUP Raven I am on a roll lol
the person had LONG hair and the scissors were used to cut the persons hair off...causing a heart attack.
I know I nearly died when mine was cut off too hehe
there is another dead body they are a couple and the one on "top" if you get my meaning was killed with the scissors and smothered the one on bottom???
After making umpteen trips to the loo to do wees again...(that emptyangel is killing me ..even with her hilarious PM's...).. so Im gona grab my bottle (iced tea with peach guys) and make a mad dash over to her place!!!
If you change your mind...Kell's got a riddle for ya!!!
xox
as we go...from our fortune cookies that we're munching on....
Some are throwing in their guesses on the table, while others are perusing the party plan grumpy pants selection, order forms, bargains to be had, and thoughts of their own games later...(wink, wink)...
If you have any URLs, Jokes, Blog Hog additions or even some of your gluten free choccie covered munchies to add to the theme of the party.... then just gotta say... YOU GO GIRL!
As much as I stare squinty eyed at the computer screen, the riddles will not magically decipher for me. They are simply not co-operating. Was going to throw a tantie but then I read everyone else's comments got a laugh out of them. Hooray!
Well Ive certainly had my quota of the drink today...(which was about 1/4 glass).. ha..
Got Iced tea with peach?
Think Rinny's Cocktail..is a little warm now...
Hang on... there are still 6 bottles of light ale in the laundry trough....Help yourself hun.
