Dee ...
Regarding the $100 you owe me ...
Photocopy/scan a $100 note, and e-mail it.
If it isn't received by 2020, I'll e-mail a burley collection officer (by 2020 it'll probably be a 3D projection).
As the email said "Life is simple. If a dog was the teacher... It is us HUMANS that make it hard". I just have to post this joke (below). You may have seen it elsewhere.. but I can't control myself. Its just too good not to post it. Kinda backs up the intial statement above.
Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favourite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favourite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favourite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favourite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary: Day 683 of my captivity: MY CAPTORS CONTINUE TO TAUNT ME WITH BIZARRE LITTLE DANGLING OBJECTS. THEY DINE LAVISHLY ON FRESH MEAT, WHILE THE OTHER INMATES AND I ARE FED HASH OR SOME SORT OF DRY NUGGETS. ALTHOUGH I MAKE MY CONTEMPT FOR THE RATIONS PERFECTLY CLEAR, I NEVERTHELESS MUST EAT SOMETHING IN ORDER TO KEEP UP MY STRENGTH. THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING IS MY DREAM OF ESCAPE. IN AN ATTEMPT TO DISGUST THEM, I ONCE AGAIN VOMIT ON THE FLOOR. TODAY I DECAPITATED A MOUSE AND DROPPED ITS HEADLESS BODY AT THEIR FEET. I HAD HOPED THIS WOULD STRIKE FEAR INTO THEIR HEARTS, SINCE IT CLEARLY DEMONSTRATES WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF. HOWEVER, THEY MERELY MADE CONDESCENDING COMMENTS ABOUT WHAT A "GOOD LITTLE HUNTER" I AM. THE AUDACITY!
THERE WAS SOME SORT OF ASSEMBLY OF THEIR ACCOMPLICES TONIGHT. I WAS PLACED IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT FOR THE DURATION OF THE EVENT. HOWEVER, I COULD HEAR THE NOISES AND SMELL THE FOOD. I OVERHEARD THAT MY CONFINEMENT WAS DUE TO THE POWER OF "ALLERGIES." I MUST LEARN WHAT THIS MEANS, AND HOW TO USE IT TO MY ADVANTAGE. TODAY I WAS ALMOST SUCCESSFUL IN AN ATTEMPT TO ASSASSINATE ONE OF MY TORMENTORS BY WEAVING AROUND HIS FEET AS HE WAS WALKING. I MUST TRY THIS AGAIN TOMORROW -- BUT AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS. I AM CONVINCED THAT THE OTHER PRISONERS HERE ARE FLUNKIES AND SNITCHES. THE DOG RECEIVES SPECIAL PRIVILEGES. HE IS REGULARLY RELEASED - AND SEEMS TO BE MORE THAN WILLING TO RETURN. HE IS OBVIOUSLY RETARDED! THE BIRD HAS GOT TO BE AN INFORMANT. I OBSERVE HIM COMMUNICATE WITH THE GUARDS REGULARLY. I AM CERTAIN THAT HE REPORTS MY EVERY MOVE. MY CAPTORS HAVE ARRANGED PROTECTIVE CUSTODY FOR HIM IN AN ELEVATED CELL, SO HE IS SAFE....... FOR NOW...
(Re: "HI BLOGGER JUST DROPPED BY TO RETURN THAT $100 THAT YOU LENT ME THE OTHER DAY. SORRY I DIDNT CATCH YOU AT HOME, BUT I KNOCKED (COUGH COUGH), REAL LOUDLY (COUGH SPLUTTER), BUT NO-ONE ANSWERED. HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT AUSTRALIA DAY LONG WEEKEND. I KNOW I WILL NOW SMILE DEE")
Best tip I ever forgot: "Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back". LOL Dee
