30/1/2007 - Bloggers Tribute Page!
.. Posted in Bloggers
Occasionally I come across some really 'great stuff' that I think a particular blogger might like. Often these are in the form of a full length joke, picture or video clip, a format which unfortunately precludes it from being added as a reply comment to their blog Sigh!
So... to prevent me from having to 'sit on it'... and 'it' driving me crazy, I have decided to create a page (which will no doubt be constantly updated) to load all this 'great stuff' here. Enjoy!
PLONKA: Whats in a name? That which we call a rose
(Re: http://www.blognow.com.au/plonka/46331/Cop_That.html)
A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."
The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name Not ever."
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...
"Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice..
Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
CHEZZA: "An amazing What The? 'collection' of her own".
Totally impressed with this one; so thought I'd just paste the link here. Thanks for putting 'a smile on my dial' Chezza - it's certainly an awesome collection you've got there! (smiles) Dee
http://www.blognow.com.au/cjtTongueInCheek/46753/A_What_The_for_Deena.html
RAVEN: "For Hot People Only".
(Re: http://www.blognow.com.au/HalfSocked/44231/Age_Is_Just_A_Number.html)
If you're HOT and you know it....click here>> http://www.blognow.com.au/uploads/d/deena/25569.gif
(There...isn't that better! Now get back to blogging!....LOL)
Signed... a huge fan of yours Raven. We miss ya. xox Dee
SNOWY: "I'm looking forward to it Snowy
"
(Re: http://www.blognow.com.au/daybyday/46491/Heh_heh_heh.html)
What do retired people do all day?
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for
about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a f*****
break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me
and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a s---head.. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now
that I'm retired. It's important at my age..........
KITTYCATGIRL07: "A Woman's Worst Nightmare"!
(Re: http://www.blognow.com.au/howweirdisthissite/46447/For_all_the_good_Catholics_amongst_us.html)
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