In response to a Citroen and a Ford driver collision leaving two cars in a swimming pool in Cabramatta overnight.

Dear Editor,

Caption writer bliss. My suggestions: "Slam dunk!"; "West crazy about car-pooling"; "Effective engine cooling reduces maintenance: says expert"; "Study proves: car pooling saves petrol"; "New pool toys a passing fad?"; "Car park extension urgent, says pool attendant" and "French Connection".

Regards,
Carl Sparre
Eastwood