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Fav Family Guy Quotes

{ 2:19 PM, 18-Jun-2006 } { Posted in T.V SHOWS } { 1 comments } { Link }

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!

(Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus.)
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian : Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15...
Brian : Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and...
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian : You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian : A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany. (Throws his hand up in a Hitler salute.)
Brian : Uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: (Snapping out of it) Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.

Peter: Lois may be worth a million bucks to you, but to me she's worthless.

Stewie: Excellent, the mind control device is nearing completion!
Lois: Stewie, no toys at the table. (Takes mind control device.)
Stewie: Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
Lois: Don't pout now sweetie, when you were born the doctor told us you were the happiest newborn he'd ever delivered.
Stewie: But of course. That was my victory day! The fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarion bastille! Return the device woman!
Lois: No toys, Stewie.
Stewie: Very well then. But mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance shall come.

SOCCEROOS

{ 10:27 AM, 18-Jun-2006 } { 0 comments } { Link }

Hey all,

How good has the soccer been...??? GO THE SOCCEROOS...!!! Those last mintue goals were gold. Well done. We now have a proud soccer nation. The atmosphere in events like this are always so amazing. It's a wonderful feeling of togetherness. Tonight's match is against Brazil. The odds are against us but we must have faith as anything is possible. Good luck to them 2nyt.

xoxox

Game Fishing

{ 6:33 PM, 17-Jun-2006 } { 0 comments } { Link }

Today i woke up at 5:30 to attempt game fishing. Wrong choice. I had only had 2 hrs sleep prior. So i was feeling sick initially, having a spinning headache but went anyway. Anyhow ppl backed out THAT morning when we were on the way to pick them up. So Chris had to foot the bill for those ppl totalling $1350, for the 2nd boat that wouldn't be used anyway b/c it was too late to cancel. On arrival the crew told us to go pick up food as we'd be out all day...!!! Mind you THEY were supposed to have a BBQ for us. They didn't prepare us, now that i think about it who knows if they even had safety equipment onboard. After having eaten they boarded us and set out. THEN they decided to tell us that we shouldn't have eaten before getting on. Half an hr out to sea and i was sick. It was torture on the way back to shore. Ontop of that the crew made the "executive" decision to turn around. Meaning we paid $2500 for a half hr boat ride. We didn't even get to fish AND the guy wouldn't refund the money Or arrange to take us later. He just said "well thats the most expensive boat ride you'll ever take" How rude is that. Once we got back to land he disappeared WITH OUR MONEY.THE WORST EVER RIP OFF.

FAMILY GUY

{ 11:52 AM, 16-Jun-2006 } { Posted in T.V SHOWS } { 0 comments } { Link }

To everyone that hasn't seen family guy. Your missing out. It's the funniest cartoon out there so visit this site to get started http://www.familyguy.com/

To those who have seen it how funny are Brian and Stewie when they are 2gether???? Poor meg always being bagged out by everyone. Anywho.... Seasons 1-4 are out on DVD in Aus plus the Family Guy Stewie Griffin movie.

X Files

{ 10:36 PM, 15-Jun-2006 } { Posted in T.V SHOWS } { 0 comments } { Link }

Hey all,

Just want to say that i love the x files. It was my favorite show back in it's day. I've recently started watching the episodes again, as ive got the entire collection seasons 1-9. I can watch them all the time, anytime now.

Photos added

{ 9:08 PM, 15-Jun-2006 } { 0 comments } { Link }

Hey again,

Worked out a few more things. Ive added pictures for one. Yay. Well it's late now and i'm totally hungry. So i'll get back to you in a bit.

xoxox

Hello

{ 3:02 PM, 15-Jun-2006 } { 0 comments } { Link }

Hey everyone,

This is my first entry. I have no idea what i'm supposed to be doing but i just found out i had to do it. So i'll update you later when i find my way around.

xoxox